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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:10:41 PM

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Odd, I generaly prefer a little force.......

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:20:09 PM

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:29:01 PM

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Hows about a look of pure unadulterated terror in your eyes (c'mon you girls can act)

And say;

"What? Do you club seals with that thing?'

That would be a girlish way to boost his ego, and he will do his best (e'en if it be not your good enough).

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Thanks for the laugh...I'm gonna have to use that after I drop the currently baking bun in the oven.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:51:05 PM

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I really think we need photos. Obviously, we have only your word on this. I'm sure you can rely on the ladies of CM to give you an unbiased opinion.

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What, me lie? I guess there's always a skeptic in the crowd. You leave me no choice.
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Venatrix:
Just as I thought: another case of exaggeration. Though I'm now thinking of CBT involving a pencil sharpener . . .

Exaggeration how? Symmetrical, not crooked, no bumps/deformities. Do you not like the tatoo? Anyway, don't forget that beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and she's the one who called it beautiful, not me.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:54:52 PM

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For some people, whether male or female, sex seems to be the focal point of a D/s relationship. But the truth is that it is not..... there so much more to BDSM than whips, chains or sex. If there is no substance to a person in terms of what they have to offer (besides their physical attraction, both inside and out), then chances are, the relationship will die.

Very well put.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:03:04 PM

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Just as I thought: another case of exaggeration. Though I'm now thinking of CBT involving a pencil sharpener . . .

Exaggeration how? Symmetrical, not crooked, no bumps/deformities. Do you not like the tatoo? Anyway, don't forget that beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and she's the one who called it beautiful, not me.

If I may paraphrase Magritte, ceci n'est pas un pénis.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:09:47 PM

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I've had the line in my profile about cock sucking fantasies since I was 19. I always like to say "My strap on is bigger than your cock"

Well, after all of this time, I finally found something we have in common.

As a side note, it's also funny as hell when I tell them that I have the bigger balls.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:26:47 PM

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I don't think I've ever complimented a cock (except, of course, for ego stroking purposes.)

I've always enjoyed, in a first contact situation, cocking an eyebrow, smiling a mysterious smile, and letting a man decide for himself what that means.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:32:16 PM

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True story.......

I'm sitting at a Mexican restaurant, with another Domme who is a friend of Mine last evening. The waiter notices that My glass is empty. He politely says, "Excuse me, Ma'am. May I get you another diet cock?"

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:39:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Hows about a look of pure unadulterated terror in your eyes (c'mon you girls can act)

And say;

"What? Do you club seals with that thing?'

That would be a girlish way to boost his ego, and he will do his best (e'en if it be not your good enough).

6

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*chuckles* I did actualy have a lover that I was rolling around in a field with ( SCA War event) and we were by the Equestrian Field. When my eyes actualy landed apon it. I got up.. and tried to walk twords the stables... He grabbed my ankle.. and asked where was I going? wasnt I having a great time?

I told him the only way I would ride that hateful old anteater was if I saddled him first.

Some how I was *ahem* talked into it. (multiple times)

Every time I see him now I Whinny and make horse sounds.. even if just passing at an event. We both get a big laugh out of it.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 3:51:25 PM

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If their focal point is sex, than nothing wrong with that, and that IS what it's about FOR THEM. You can't speak for an entire group of people and tell an entire group of people what D/s is or isn't or what there is or isn't to be had.

For the very simple fact because it's all about what THEY want it to be, not what you say it's about. and if THEY want it to be about sex IT IS ABOUT SEX. No matter what you say or feel.

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Well think of it like this: For some people, whether male or female, sex seems to be the focal point of a D/s relationship. But the truth is that it is not. As I shared with someone today, there so much more to BDSM than whips, chains or sex. If there is no substance to a person in terms of what they have to offer (besides their physical attraction, both inside and out), then chances are, the relationship will die. And as a Dom, if a prospective submissive/slave can't offer anything other than how big their boobs are, then as they say in Hollywood, "Next!" I hope this was insightful to you.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:04:25 PM

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Listening to the Star Wars theme while pondering on this topic.....

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:09:12 PM

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Chill out, dude. I said in my post, "some" people, not all. But if sex is the focal point for them, so be it. But for others, it may not be.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:12:51 PM

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I am trying to find a female that will, of her own free will, open her pod bay doors for me, Dave.

HAL 9000.

(With pure, unadulterated terror in my eyes) My God, do you club monkeys with that monolith???

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:14:01 PM

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Listening to the Star Wars theme while pondering on this topic.....

For some reason your comment set off the Bonanza theme song in my head.

slight hi-jack ends at take-off

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:20:51 PM

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True story.......

I'm sitting at a Mexican restaurant, with another Domme who is a friend of Mine last evening. The waiter notices that My glass is empty. He politely says, "Excuse me, Ma'am. May I get you another diet cock?"

...on the rocks and with a twist??

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:30:12 PM

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True story.......

I'm sitting at a Mexican restaurant, with another Domme who is a friend of Mine last evening. The waiter notices that My glass is empty. He politely says, "Excuse me, Ma'am. May I get you another diet cock?"

...on the rocks and with a twist??

Only if I get to twist his rocks.

I know, I know, I'm such a sadistic perv.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 4:47:39 PM

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Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff

Ah, excellent. I'm definitely going to use "Awww, what a cute little willie" in my next torture session.

"winkie". it gets a more horrified look.

kitten, who said that once... heeheehee

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 6:58:53 PM

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They come in diet now? Must be the Atkins diet. :D

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 7:00:22 PM

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I thought everyone knew that cum was low in calories.

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