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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:48:19 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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i guess he couldn't find them in his home state (Michigan) that he had to do his shopping in IL

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:50:40 AM

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Oh my favorite I got this one last night. I just trained a female Domme in your area. Contact her and tell her so and so sent you. Be respectful and you will be fine.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 8:17:58 AM

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the worst line i ever got was in real life. a guy told me that he had no driver's license but had a car, had no job but was looking for one so he would be a great catch and i should take him out. he got a little upset when i told him that since he was shorter, dumber, and smellier than i was maybe he should try his luck elsewhere. ah, the beauty of working in retail.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 9:14:07 AM

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quote:

Am I the only one who *really* wants to see someone try to dominate circles around someone else? What would that look like?

Maybe a dog chasing its own tail?

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:14:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

The scariest one however was from a Stalker Sadist. It said... I am gpoing to be knocking on your door in a few minutes. I hope your health insurance is paid up and comprehensive as I will break some of your bones.

Needless to say he was met at the door by two large roommates of mine.

poenkitten (who never seems to get the funny ones...sigh)

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:21:53 AM

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~FR

"Nice tits. I'm gonna rape your ass and bite that cunt."

Naturally I'm still talking to him...

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:24:56 AM

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ROTF LMFAO!
i was just told what a nasty bitch i am! i shall seek such a person out until my last breath!
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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:26:22 AM

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The first thing that comes to mind is some guy sent Me an offer to pay Me for My little girl to wrestle him.
I didn't accept...Thought about it for a moment. She probably could have taken him.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:32:05 AM

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I once received this...

quote:

Please trim your quotes. There's no need to quote the previous five levels of a conversation when you reply in the forums. Thank you.

She seemed awfully polite, but since there wasn't a photo, I didn't reply. Not to mention she is on the wrong side of the kneel for my interests..

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:37:04 AM

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Wow, so that's what it looks like when a Big D type asks for a spanking? Who knew???

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:40:26 AM

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Hell sometimes even we need a good shiatsu massage.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 10:40:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval
"Hey red, does the rug match the drapes?"

Of course it does, my decorator is top notch!
Or , of course, there is always ..."Rug? what rug?"

I got one yesterday that poor Fox nearly died laughing about.
"Care to watch as I unleash a stream of hot piss on myself?"

And there is the ever popular "I am you SLAVE, I wll do anything you tell me to do." So I respond, good, I am telling you to go away and leave me alone. Lets see how well you obey.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 8:10:53 PM

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What does he do, hang from the shower rod and aim for his mouth?

On the truly creepy side of the messages was one from a guy who referrenced Hannibal Lector in his screen name and listed veganism as a hard limit!

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire
I got one yesterday that poor Fox nearly died laughing about.
"Care to watch as I unleash a stream of hot piss on myself?"

DV

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 12:53:11 AM

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When i declined to be a 'friend' on the first contact was told i
seriously needed to get some help!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 6:20:15 AM

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The best one i got was a picture. It was a pic taken looking down; hairy belly with crumbs, short skinny dick and filthy athletic socks with a dirty toe sticking out thru a hole. The message was "u want this!!"
Delete, ignore.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 6:24:34 AM

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just lost my taste for a cold pizza breakfast after reading that

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 12:49:19 PM

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How about one that was a first time meeting in a cafe'? The guy had been very polite through the e-mail and chat exchanges. Then we met in person and he tells me, "My wife doesn't know I'm here...pause....neither does my girlfriend!" And then mentions that his van is parked right around the corner if I would like to get busy in the middle of the afternoon.

Oh hell no!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 1:18:41 PM

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I frequently get inane emails from both dominants and submissives informing me that They are The One to change my mind about power exchange, whether I want a relationship, and/or what sort of SM play I "will" enjoy. And of course the ones from submissive leaning switches of either gender who try to convince me that I want to dominate them.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 1:21:38 PM

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a wife and gf on the side - damn, he's busy!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/14/2008 1:26:07 PM

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a male sub offered to pay me to find a mistress who would squash his balls.

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