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nerdy kinkster - 8/13/2008 4:51:22 PM

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if you've ever used a wifi camera to keep an eye on your bound submissive... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if you've ever tied your slave up with cat5...and then plugged said cat5 into your backup router... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if you've ever rolled 2d20 to decide between the crop and the paddle... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if your favorite kink wear doubles as your LARPing costume... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if your safeword is your root password... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if you installed GPS trackers in your favorite toys to prevent theft... you may be a nerdy kinkster.
if you stopped loving the cage because of it's Faraday properties... you may be a nerdy kinkster.

Feel free to contribute your own.

RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/13/2008 6:21:45 PM

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If you have ever stopped a scene so that you could watch the latest Dr. Who, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster
If you bring your laptop into the playroom so you can follow the on screen directions for a Shibari Tie, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster
If you use Public Access Control to activate the vibrator in your Subbie, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster
If you are not sure which makes you hotter, the latest BDSM Video or the Newest Game for your PC/Mac/XBox/PS2/Wii, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster
If you have ever said "Just let me finish this quest" when your SO breaks out the floggers.. You ARE a Nerdy Kinkster.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 12:41:32 AM

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If you have ever stopped a scene so that you could watch the latest Dr. Who, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster

GUILTY

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 12:47:17 AM

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~Fast Reply~

When your owner promises to buy you a Twi'lek dancing girl costume and lead you around cons on a leash if you reach your goal weight, you may be a nerdy kinkster.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 1:56:24 AM

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If you've ever toped someone in gravitation cosplay,
If you've ever shouted bankai when switching from a flogger to a single tail
If you've ever signed up for League Of Hentai

Then you may be an Otaku kinkster

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 9:03:15 AM

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If you've incorperated BDSM into your AD&D group....

If you've catagorized all your Star Trek episodes according to kinky outfits....

If you've made a leather or spandex cover for your monitor..

If you "upgrade" your toys to keep up with the latest technology...

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 9:32:01 AM

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..if, after acquiring it, you wore the gimp suit in GTA San Andreas for the rest of the game, you may be a nerdy kinkster.......

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/14/2008 4:16:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

If you have ever stopped a scene so that you could watch the latest Dr. Who, you might be a Nerdy Kinkster

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Sadly...I probably would also do so.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/15/2008 8:24:23 AM

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If you ever played Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines over and over just so you could play the Malkavian in the cowboy chaps bare-assed..you might be a Kinky Nerd.

Not only did I do this, but BlackPhx does as well, he likes watching her run..it's a rear view shot.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/15/2008 1:08:44 PM

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If you've ever argued that a woman could be mathematically described as a doughnut...
If you've ever had to remove a piercing because they were firing the supercollider today...
If you kept the 8' dish in your back yard and drilled holes in the sides as attachment points...
If your sub has ever had to clean up after you played... with the mass spectrometer...

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/15/2008 10:12:25 PM

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If you're puppy play masks have real fur and look like real or cartoon puppies...
If you've ever done collar shopping with your friends at Petco (Complete with everyone trying on the collars)...
If you find yourself making a lot of animal sounds durings scenes...
If you've ever commissioned artwork based off scenes you and your partner have done being portrayed by your characters...
You might be a furry kinkster.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/16/2008 10:55:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

If you have ever said "Just let me finish this quest" when your SO breaks out the floggers.. You ARE a Nerdy Kinkster.

poenkitten (not telling which she has done)

Onyxia was down to 10% hitpoints. The Guild was counting on me! What else could I do?

lol. I love it.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/16/2008 10:56:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

~Fast Reply~

When your owner promises to buy you a Twi'lek dancing girl costume and lead you around cons on a leash if you reach your goal weight, you may be a nerdy kinkster.

Oooohhhh. Nice one. :)

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/16/2008 11:00:02 AM

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If your best "pervertables" idea came from seeing a gadget on thinkgeek.com you may be a nerd kinkster.

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/16/2008 11:14:57 AM

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Um, if you can understand what half of these nerdy kinkster jokes mean.....

nerdy kinkster!

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/16/2008 7:34:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AtlantisKing111

If your best "pervertables" idea came from seeing a gadget on thinkgeek.com you may be a nerd kinkster.

If you knew about 'thinkgeek.com'...

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/17/2008 7:19:18 PM

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/17/2008 7:29:54 PM

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Ok pulling an old thread here. lol and theres Miss KCherry above me....Hey girl...

If you have ever said:

"Sleeping with the VST has benefits"

"I'll Charisma + Performance you out of your shirt, then I'm gonna Dexterity + Athletics you until you have to Intelligence + Medicine."

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/17/2008 7:44:58 PM

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lol I am a nerdy influence ^_^

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RE: nerdy kinkster - 8/18/2008 2:23:54 PM

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If you sat in the Movie release of Starshiop Troopers and envied/counted the lashes Rico got while critiquing the Whipmasters technique...You Are definately a Nerdy Kinkster.

Poenkitten who damned near wore out that section of the DVD

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