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soul2share -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 10:54:13 AM)

Happy Birthday, oh Potted one......
 
Well, ya should be if you're not already!!!!  Potted, that is.....
 
Don't worry, they say that women age like fine wine.....but some of us age like milk.....just sayin', that's all! 
 
[sm=birthday.gif][sm=cute.gif][sm=hearts.gif][sm=skiprope.gif][sm=candles.gif][sm=flowers.gif]



soul2share -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 10:58:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[>:]  Ya, ya, ya..... I'm alive. The Mack truck only sorta ran over me. Sorry to disappoint y'all.


*sniffs* Miss me?



Huh?  What Mack truck??  Doorknobs and Mack trucks...what else is lying in wait for our poor unsuspecting friends?????



soul2share -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 11:02:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

we will all be plowed.


Yaaaaaa, it's gonna be fun. They have good taxi service up here. Or we can have a designated driver.

(And it ain't gonna be me!)

[sm=car.gif][sm=buddies.gif][sm=buddies.gif][sm=buddies.gif][sm=buddies.gif]



I'll drive....not a big drinker here....but I WILL have a camera!  $50 and I won't take your pic......$5 and I'll take everyone elses!



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 11:32:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

   We are??????? I thought we were normal?????



<---walks away shaking head sadly...Muttering "Rain..normal...oxynoron.."



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 11:37:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

what else is lying in wait for our poor unsuspecting friends?????


Old age, S2S...Old age!

sings:
"Happy birthday to Pots...
her teeth are gonna rots.. [sm=dancer.gif]

Happy  Birthday dear Potsie..

Collarme's oldest hot-to-trotsie"



LadyRainfire -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 11:37:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Happy Birthday, oh Potted one......
 
Well, ya should be if you're not already!!!!  Potted, that is.....
 
Don't worry, they say that women age like fine wine.....but some of us age like milk.....just sayin', that's all! 
 
[sm=birthday.gif][sm=cute.gif][sm=hearts.gif][sm=skiprope.gif][sm=candles.gif][sm=flowers.gif]



Ya, Potsie is curdled like bad milk alright......



LadyRainfire -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 11:39:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<---walks away shaking head sadly...Muttering "Rain..normal...oxynoron.."


Ya, I'm oxy and you're the moron..... [sm=slappy.gif]


WTF is normal, anyway? [sm=dunno.gif]



Sundowner -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:13:01 PM)

 

Happy birthday beautiful lady. Be aware that as you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.  [sm=smile.gif]



VirginPotty -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:17:34 PM)


There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you[sm=ass.gif]

And can you feel the love tonight
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best[sm=sodoff.gif]

There's a time for everyone if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours[sm=abducted.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:23:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner



Happy birthday beautiful lady. Be aware that as you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.  [sm=smile.gif]

2) tits sag
3) teeth rot

That is for females only.
Men, or so i am told...just get better with age.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:24:34 PM)

update:

the assistant job is still up for grabs (it depends on whomever can get here first) - i just landed the Billy Bob and Rachel Yamagata assignments!




VirginPotty -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:26:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner



Happy birthday beautiful lady. Be aware that as you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.  [sm=smile.gif]

2) tits sag
3) teeth rot

That is for females only.
Men, or so i am told...just get better with age.



Sooo, since YOU don't have any "tits", what's going to sag on you?  Oh yeah, the most USED piece...the TONGUE!!!!  Poor Mr. Jim..he'll have to watch you walk around with your tongue dragging the floor (more so than now).

**Eta at least your floor will be sparkly! No need for a mop either....f**king big a$$ tongue***



GreedyTop -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:33:39 PM)

*pokes SD *



cravesdom -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:41:32 PM)

Happy Birthday!



VirginPotty -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:42:21 PM)

Thank you, cravesdom!!!  Verrry pretty lettering!



VirginPotty -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:44:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

update:

the assistant job is still up for grabs (it depends on whomever can get here first) - i just landed the Billy Bob and Rachel Yamagata assignments!




Oh Sambama, if I only lived in Il. ;(
Do you have a DC, MD or VA office?



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 12:57:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty




Sooo, since YOU don't have any "tits", what's going to sag on you?


my ass[:(]



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 1:12:30 PM)

nope but i do want to travel to see other bands in that area soon



soul2share -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 1:13:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

  We are??????? I thought we were normal?????



<---walks away shaking head sadly...Muttering "Rain..normal...oxyMoron.."

"M" not "N", silly girl!



As it was already stated......Spell check, Holl parts.....and I'm not buying "I meant to spell it wrong!"  And don't be blaming the Loud One either.......

(Lubs ya, Dear!)



sirsholly -> RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGINPOTTY (8/14/2008 1:14:51 PM)

oops[:)]



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