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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 5:52:16 AM   
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Oh Katy.   Noooo.

Give me an ekectian, carpenter, mason, mechanic any day up to 2x his age.   who wants an anorexic balorina boy.

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 5:54:16 AM   
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He has a killer bod, for sure.  I watched the individual medley last night.  I usually don't watch swimming, but couldn't tear my eyes away.  As far as saying "he's a dick", how does this separate him from most of the men on earth?  


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 5:55:15 AM   
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He has a killer bod, for sure. I watched the individual medley last night. I usually don't watch swimming, but couldn't tear my eyes away. As far as saying "he's a dick", how does this separate him from most of the men on earth?


There's just something about watching him move in that water ... power and grace combined.  yummmmmy. 

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 5:55:59 AM   
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Easy tiger!
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I couldn't resist!


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:04:24 AM   
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Strange, but I have an instinct of sorts that tells me sportspeople are probably not that great in bed - they're so focused on their competition that the other kind of performance probably goes straight over their heads. As for the imagination indispensable for deviant mindfucks... well, it's just not part of the training.

Just an impression, of course... Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a beautifully toned, gleaming physique... but my lust goes towards people that carry this air of mystery that I'll never find in a person whose entire life is geared towards winning medals (not that there's anything wrong with that either).

Give me Johnny Depp: he's a Gemini, and therefore, a pervert  .

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:17:43 AM   
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Alas, pro athletes nowadays don't tend to be oo-tay ight-bray ['110%!'], good conversationalists ['I saw a bandaid in the pool today!'], or mentally healthy [countdown to him doing something stupid, self-harming and illegal in Hollywood begins . . . NOW!!], but at least have some subbie tendencies:  'OK, coach!'
But if Phelps is a dick, not even a hood, thumbcuffs and a gag can help that.

So I'll take the guy on the New Zealand soccer team who led the haka for Saturday night, and Clive Owen for Sunday morning.

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:24:48 AM   
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PS, and yeah, pro athletes are crap in bed.
During the playing season, they're always depwessed about the previous game, stwessed about the next one, on the road, physically exhausted or banged up if not actually injured; and those are the ones who aren't sexually selfish sluts.

That's why so many hockey wives are pregnant during playoffs; the only time they get any is during the summer.

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:27:20 AM   
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And you didn't even mention the nasty side-effects of steroids (square-jaws on chicks, shrivelled dicks on boys)!

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:35:42 AM   
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Heh...he has a face????   I never got above the shoulders. 
Clive is very yummy too. 

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 6:40:30 AM   
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Yea, Lucy Lawless, Hudson Leick, Kate Jackson...the list goes on, but I'm late for the park.



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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 7:16:24 AM   
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kana looks better then phelps.

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 7:21:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Heh...he has a face????   I never got above the shoulders. 
Clive is very yummy too. 


My point exactly. If I don't like his face, I'll paper bag that shit! All you have to do is offer him a gold medal. ;)


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 7:29:20 AM   
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ooh..Johnny Depp.... yummmm

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 9:25:42 AM   
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Strange, but I have an instinct of sorts that tells me sportspeople are probably not that great in bed - they're so focused on their competition that the other kind of performance probably goes straight over their heads.


this slave has had the opportunity to share a garden-variety-vanilla-bed with a couple of "sportspeople".(not at the same time)  being somewhat of a slut, (ok, downright tramp), committed relationships did not develop.
 
they were just as concerned and enthusiastic about their performance there as they were in the professional sports they competed in...and had amazing stamina, btw.
 
that being said, and back on topic for the OP:
 
this slave isn't attracted to "celebrities" of any stripe.  they tend to be masochistic narcissists.

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 9:54:22 AM   
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Johhny Depp in the Libertine kittin? Oh yeah, want to share? Hot hot hot


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Strange, but I have an instinct of sorts that tells me sportspeople are probably not that great in bed - they're so focused on their competition that the other kind of performance probably goes straight over their heads. As for the imagination indispensable for deviant mindfucks... well, it's just not part of the training.

Just an impression, of course... Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a beautifully toned, gleaming physique... but my lust goes towards people that carry this air of mystery that I'll never find in a person whose entire life is geared towards winning medals (not that there's anything wrong with that either).

Give me Johnny Depp: he's a Gemini, and therefore, a pervert  .


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 9:55:35 AM   
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Depp can forage through my depths whenever he likes  .

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 10:47:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aynne


Johhny Depp in the Libertine kittin? Oh yeah, want to share? Hot hot hot





No way, I want him as Captain Sparrow, and he has to keep the hat on.


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 10:53:15 AM   
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LOL...great description beth!


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this slave isn't attracted to "celebrities" of any stripe.  they tend to be masochistic narcissists.


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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 11:04:03 AM   
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Phelps is a machine and i know he has gotta have retractable gills and flippers prob a fin in there somewhere .No way can this guy be as much of a jerk than  mikey jordan that guy is a first class ass , mean to  everyone  and i am sure he would smack puppies and kick santa too .
cheers and hats off to Phelps !

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RE: Michael Phelps - 8/15/2008 11:24:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Strange, but I have an instinct of sorts that tells me sportspeople are probably not that great in bed - they're so focused on their competition that the other kind of performance probably goes straight over their heads. As for the imagination indispensable for deviant mindfucks... well, it's just not part of the training.

Just an impression, of course... Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a beautifully toned, gleaming physique... but my lust goes towards people that carry this air of mystery that I'll never find in a person whose entire life is geared towards winning medals (not that there's anything wrong with that either).

Give me Johnny Depp: he's a Gemini, and therefore, a pervert  .
Kittin I suck at sports....just sayin...

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