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ResidentSadist -> -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:02:53 AM)

-=A true sub’s credo & cookies=-

The uber doober super true subs have been here a long, long time.  It makes me look back at their roots when young and true subs were gathered around prehistoric campfires in caves as they watched dad drag mom off by the hair and have his way with her at the back of the cave.  As the nubile young girls were left in small submissive groups by the fires, they gathered in good spirit and started inventing treats like cookies and wrote songs like “campfire girls”.  

Through the ages, their submissive sisterhood inspired uniforms with cute little skirts and button up blouses.  These uniforms are in colors that reminded them of those original caves where they first witnessed the submission of their mothers.  Now in this modern atomic age, their tireless efforts are spent generating cookies and the same good will that was rooted at the side of that primitive fire so long ago as they watched their fathers brutally dominate their mothers taking what pleasure from them they wished.  God bless those true subs, their services, their cookies and that cute little uniform. 

Any sisterhood that has evolved to the point they have a cookie locator on their website has to be an uber doober group super of true subs. 
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True sub Promise and Law

The True sub Promise and Law are shared by every member of True subs. The True sub Promise is the way True subs agree to act every day toward one another and other people, and the Law outlines a way to act towards one another and the world.

The True sub Law

I will do my best to be
    honest and fair,
    friendly and helpful,
    considerate and caring,
    courageous and strong, and
    responsible for what I say and do,
and to
    respect myself and others,
    respect authority,
    use resources wisely,
    make the world a better place, and
    be a sister to every True sub.


The True sub Promise

On my honor, I will try:
    To serve God* and my country,
    To help people at all times,
    And to live by the True sub Law.


* The word "God" can be interpreted in a number of ways, depending on one's spiritual beliefs. When reciting the True sub Promise, it is okay to replace the word "God" with whatever word your spiritual beliefs dictate.

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True sub Cookies®

True subs and cookies share a rich history. While recipes and box designs have changed, selling cookies remains an important part of today's True sub program.

Why True sub Cookies?

The activity of selling cookies is directly related to our purpose of helping all girls realize their full potential and become strong, confident, and resourceful citizens.

True subs practice life skills like goal setting, money management, and teamwork—and they have fun!
Customers get a great product and get to support girls in their own community.
All of the proceeds support True subing in the local community.

Learning Life Skills

Many successful business women today say they got their start selling True sub Cookies. Girls practice useful life skills like planning, decision-making, and customer service. During cookie activities, girls are members of a team working towards a common goal, with each girl striving to do her best.

Every local troop/group is encouraged to set realistic goals, such as planning field trips and community service projects, to accomplish during the year. The money earned from cookie activities helps the troop/group achieve its goals.

So when your local True subs come calling with this year's best-selling cookies, remember you're saying hello to tomorrow's business leaders.

Making It Count

All of the proceeds—every penny—from a local council's cookie activities remains in the area where the cookies are sold. This revenue is used to benefit girls, some of it directly by remaining in the True sub troop/group treasury and some of it indirectly by subsidizing the cost of providing the True sub program in the local area.

"Cookie revenue" helps local councils:

Recruit and train volunteer leaders for each troop/group.
Provide the financial assistance needed to make True subing available for all girls.
Improve and maintain camp and other activity sites.
Keep event/camp fees for all members to a minimum.
Sponsor special events and projects.
Each local council sets the price per box, based on its needs and its knowledge of its local market. The price per box, therefore, may vary from one location to another and from one year to the next. Today's prices reflect both the current cost of purchasing cookies from a licensed baker and the realities of providing True sub activities in an ever-changing economic environment.

*** For the safety and security of the girls who are selling cookies, True sub Cookies are not available for purchase online.***

Baking the Best
The national True sub organization, True subs of the USA, approves and currently licenses two bakers: ABC/Interbake Foods and Little Brownie Bakers.
Use our cookie locator to find out when and where cookies will be sold, and what varieties will be available in your community.
Cookies
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GreedyTop -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:09:42 AM)

dammit, now I'm craving thin mints...




pissthirstysub -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:13:57 AM)

I don't have a sub troop[&o]  also craving cookies




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:20:56 AM)

 
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
dammit, now I'm craving thin mints...


That’s ok baby.  It’s god to ‘submit’ to your primal cravings. 
Just use the cookie locator and you’ll be cookie heaven soon. 

It's all holly's fault you are craving mints! 
She suggested this in another thread
Now how was that for an exercise in blame transference?




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:28:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub
I don't have a sub troop[&o]  also craving cookies

Well, if that cookie locator doesn't serve you well and you don’t have a local sub troop, maybe there is a division of the United Submissives Corps (USC) near you?  I hear they bake up a fine cookie too!

WinsomeDefiance  should have a lot of info about that in her journal icludsing other branches like:

Brat Corps - the oldest branch of the United Submissives Corpse, the Brats "protect" the security of their respective Commander in Chief's and thier resources.

DaddyGirl Reserve -The Daddy Girl Reserve trains part-time near home until needed, deploying alongside the Brats.

S.A.M. Guard- and members deploy on a part-time basis, with a special focus on scene and Submissive relief programs.

Slaves Corps The smallest branch of the U.S.C., the Slaves Corps is often first on the ground in service oriented situations.

Slaves Corps Reservists train domestically until needed, then deploy with the rest of the Corps.

Switch Corp defends the right to travel and trade freely on the world's BDSM highway & waterways.

Switch Corp Reserve trains service members close to home until they are needed in action.




pissthirstysub -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:30:49 AM)

Thanks RS, always a great source for information!




GreedyTop -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:42:45 AM)

waaah!! the season hasnt started yet around here *sobs*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:51:48 AM)

LOL

i promise to serve God and my country?! since when was i drafted into the military?! screw God (he's dead) and damn the country!

it's fun being me - the au natural submissive




beargonewild -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 1:11:03 PM)

~sigh~




Roselaure -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 3:42:25 PM)

Ahhh I was all ready for cookies only to discover they are currently out of season.(sigh) I must go bake.  Anyone got a Thin Mint recipe?




beargonewild -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 4:33:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub
I don't have a sub troop[&o]  also craving cookies

Well, if that cookie locator doesn't serve you well and you don’t have a local sub troop, maybe there is a division of the United Submissives Corps (USC) near you?  I hear they bake up a fine cookie too!

WinsomeDefiance  should have a lot of info about that in her journal including other branches like:

Brat Corps - the oldest branch of the United Submissives Corpse, the Brats "protect" the security of their respective Commander in Chief's and their resources.

DaddyGirl Reserve -The Daddy Girl Reserve trains part-time near home until needed, deploying alongside the Brats.

S.A.M. Guard- and members deploy on a part-time basis, with a special focus on scene and Submissive relief programs.

Slaves Corps The smallest branch of the U.S.C., the Slaves Corps is often first on the ground in service oriented situations.

Slaves Corps Reservists train domestically until needed, then deploy with the rest of the Corps.

Switch Corp defends the right to travel and trade freely on the world's BDSM highway & waterways.

Switch Corp Reserve trains service members close to home until they are needed in action.


Pardon me, Mr Resident Sadist Sir/Lord/Master but is this all inclusive or for a select group? 




GreedyTop -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 4:48:05 PM)

psst...Bear..you forgot Uber,,,lol




KMsAngel -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 6:13:18 PM)

they don't have exotic varieties of cookies here. does that mean they're not uber subbish?




SlaveSimone -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 6:21:17 PM)

A cookie locator?!
Can I get one glued to my ass please? [:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 10:56:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveSimone
A cookie locator?!
Can I get one glued to my ass please?

Simple 3 step instructions for cookie locator installation. 

1 - Go to Daytona Beach
2 - Insert nekked ass
3- Rest quietly in pretty red cage while glue dries




dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:00:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub
I don't have a sub troop[&o]  also craving cookies

Well, if that cookie locator doesn't serve you well and you don’t have a local sub troop, maybe there is a division of the United Submissives Corps (USC) near you?  I hear they bake up a fine cookie too!

WinsomeDefiance  should have a lot of info about that in her journal icludsing other branches like:

Brat Corps - the oldest branch of the United Submissives Corpse, the Brats "protect" the security of their respective Commander in Chief's and thier resources.

DaddyGirl Reserve -The Daddy Girl Reserve trains part-time near home until needed, deploying alongside the Brats.

S.A.M. Guard- and members deploy on a part-time basis, with a special focus on scene and Submissive relief programs.

Slaves Corps The smallest branch of the U.S.C., the Slaves Corps is often first on the ground in service oriented situations.

Slaves Corps Reservists train domestically until needed, then deploy with the rest of the Corps.

Switch Corp defends the right to travel and trade freely on the world's BDSM highway & waterways.

Switch Corp Reserve trains service members close to home until they are needed in action.

Yanno, i think i was the one who got her orders mixed up... seems i was headed into the Slave Corps Reserve when in actuality, i was supposed to be in the DaddyGirl Reserve... *sigh*... i could never tell those two apart really, maybe that's why, heh...

And now i'm craving Tagalongs, too. [&o]




SlaveSimone -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/16/2008 11:06:39 PM)

coookie locator and a pretty red cage? oh dear. *melty slave*  




chamberqueen -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/17/2008 8:32:19 AM)

This seems much more tongue in cheek than the rules for Doms. 

On a serious note regarding "responsible for what I say or do", this is tempered - at least as a slave - by the Master also being responsible.  I do things for my Master that I would never consider doing without having been given the task, and that may include "entertaining" others.  The words that come out of my mouth and the look on my face may say one thing while I am thinking something very different.  It is my choice to follow my Master's wishes, but at times I feel He is as responsible for my actions and words, if not more so, than I am.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/18/2008 2:33:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveSimone
coookie locator and a pretty red cage? oh dear. *melty slave*  

do slaves melt in your mouth or in your hand?  I don't remember how that commercial went. 




christine1 -> RE: -=A true sub’s credo & cookies=- (8/18/2008 4:51:02 AM)

i'll just stick with being a non cookie-cutter style, uberly duberly something or other.[;)]




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