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RE: Women over 40... - 8/21/2008 12:11:36 PM

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c'mon... she already said she's in the under 30 group. It takes a ripened fruit

to understand and appreciate the humor in the OP

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/21/2008 2:44:05 PM

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thanks for posting this

i am in my 40's and have never been happier
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RE: Women over 40... - 8/21/2008 3:01:01 PM

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Thanks from those of us over Fifty.

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/23/2008 12:10:10 AM

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If you've seen the british movie 'Calandar Girls' with Helen Mirren - the thinking man's pin-up - one of the husbands writes a piece comparing the stages of women with the growth of a flower ... and it's the last stage ... (sorry you'll have to see the movie)
it's the same last stage for men too!

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 12:57:10 PM

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I don't wake him up and ask him what he's thinking. Frankly i just don't care lol.

Now I may just wake him up and demand he sooths away the last vestiges of a nightmare I just woke up from. Specially if it was a really terrible one and I wake up in tears. Or I dreampt that he was taken over by an alien hand puppet an I wanna make damned sure it was just a dream, and he is indeed not possessed.

Some of the joke was funny specially the whole sausage part, but I just found most of it unhumorus.

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Hello, what kind of crap is it that you don't do? And what would you certainly do now? And more to the point: did the jokes make you laff? 'Coz, you know... that was the point of them .

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 12:58:28 PM

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Oooh! You reminded me that I want to check out the pineapples when we go grocery shopping today, that is IF we get to go today.

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It takes a ripened fruit

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 5:03:39 PM

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43. and i will be using the pig line a lot. its just too funny. i do care what he's thinking.i dont care what youre dreaming about or your going to the market.

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 8:52:08 PM

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I don't care if you care. I wasn't talking to you. Wasn't even addressing anything even near you.

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43. and i will be using the pig line a lot. its just too funny. i do care what he's thinking.i dont care what youre dreaming about or your going to the market.

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 8:56:18 PM

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Please don't fight on this thread: the political threads are that way =========>

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 9:01:28 PM

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Just suck it up..

hehehehe...... she said suck it up.......

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/28/2008 9:04:00 PM

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hey I was joking and having fun, clava is the one who came back sounding all snotty and I replied back.

PS foodmaxx didn't have pineapples so I got canned pineapples lol.

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Please don't fight on this thread: the political threads are that way =========> .

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/29/2008 12:05:59 PM

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edited because it just wasnt right

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