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luvdragonx -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 10:52:19 AM)

Aw come on y'all.....you forgot a couple

Ones that make me flinch:

ABUSE
SSC vs RACK vs WWFU vs WGAF
LIMITS/NO LIMITS


The ones I roll my eyes at:

"I'm Not a Doormat!!!!"
"Save the Newbies from Themselves"
"Predator vs Defenseless Sub"
"In need of opinions" aka "I want everyone to agree with me" (not all, but some)

The ones I find funny and enjoyable:

Ron and Fastlane - always [:D]
The Garrulous, Vexing, Loquacious and Egregious Elitist aka the annoying asshole who uses a bunch of polysyllabic words to try to boost his credibility and appearance of intelligence



Sartoris32801 -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 10:56:21 AM)

You picture! Leaves just enough to the imagination!

Happy Thanksgiving KatieLied,

Sartoris



Oumae -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 10:58:25 AM)

You just made me more than smile, lol. I love that description. [:D]

Oumae



KatyLied -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 11:03:05 AM)

Sartoris:
quote:

You picture! Leaves just enough to the imagination!

quote:

Happy Thanksgiving KatieLied,



Ah, thanks. Hugs
Happy Turkey Day to you too.


And one big one that I forgot to mention....the entire Your not *my* Master or any thread where posters get into the entire honorific thing.



luvdragonx -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 11:04:11 AM)

LOL! Thanks [:)]

I just thought of one more to add to the list of enjoyables:

People who don't take themselves too seriously[&:]



anopheles -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 11:05:08 AM)

I/i, We/we, U/us.


All that stuttering always gives me a chuckle.




--Anopheles



windchymes -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 2:26:42 PM)

I've never seen a thread on scorpion sting fetishes. Doesn't anyone in here have a fetish for scorpion stings?

How about a scorpion sting to the balls? After they've been shaved. [:o]

Was that rude?


chymes



KatyLied -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/23/2005 4:03:26 PM)

quote:

I/i, We/we, U/us.


uh oh
I'm guilty, how embarrasing, I started a thread about that, I wanted to learn the history of it.



candystripper -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/25/2005 12:06:28 PM)

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Have zero tolerance for:
Cry wolf posts
Name gamers
Shit stirring


~Thorns


i can tolerate "cry wolf" posts as long as they are informative. i enjoyed the "Protecting the First Amendment" thread because it contained so much information. i don't know what You mean by "name gamers" but i believe emails are fair game -- especially if they are annoying -- but adding the sender's nick goes too far. Shit stirring i suppose is being annoying or provacative without a sincere interest in what is posted. People who do so are fairly transparent.

i find the following hard to tolerate:

the endless arguing about 'slave v submissive'; 'Gift of Submission"; etc.

flaming -- particularly in a thread with some information and interest to me

intolerance -- when young or inexperienced people come to boards with a simple question and get knocked about.

candystripper



anopheles -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/25/2005 5:25:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

I/i, We/we, U/us.


uh oh
I'm guilty, how embarrasing, I started a thread about that, I wanted to learn the history of it.


No reason to be embarrassed, I just don't get it personally. To me a Master and slave are a single cohesive unit, so I don't see the need to capitalize or uncaptialize when you're talking about, essentially, one person.

--Anopheles



quietkitten -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/25/2005 8:09:25 PM)

The ongoing association game makes me smile.

The know it all posts make me flinch though....[:@]



imtempting -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/25/2005 8:19:18 PM)

Signing in and not seeing any new emails from any mods.

Or going straight to the forums and seeing im not on moderation. Always bring a smile :)



kisshou -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/25/2005 11:46:19 PM)

word up!

the all time best ever thread **smiles**



Aileen68 -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 5:36:10 AM)

I like the threads of people freaking out because it says vanilla next to their name. They get so defensive...how dare anyone call them vanilla when they are obviously kinky at the very least.



happypervert -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 10:11:00 AM)

I'm always amused when someone (seems like they are always male doms) drops in with a gripe or lecture; someone disagrees and it starts a process with the OP defending himself and trying to dom the others into agreeing with him by making increasingly dumber posts laced with snotty remarks. Eventually he'll run away like a dog with his tail between his legs, often erasing all his posts in an attempt to destroy the evidence of his ignorance.

Not only is it fun to watch him lose his cool and humiliate himself, but there is something almost tribal in the reaction of the group as he pisses off everyone.



Mercnbeth -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 10:27:57 AM)

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I'm thinking about recurring themes in thread topics and posts. Those that make you smile, shrug, or fire off a response.


Smile.....the warm comments and happy experiences related by those of us here that are enjoying What-It-Is-That-Some-Of-Us-Do

Laugh out Loud....the Humor section and the wit of some of the posters

Shrug....the complaints and and/or horror stories related by those unable or unwilling to enjoy What-It-Is-That-They-Would-Like-To-Do

Fire off a response....this slave jumps only for Master, at His request.



krys -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 10:29:49 AM)

I always smile from the ones with the spelling and punctuation you would need a Rosetta Stone to decipher.



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 12:43:26 PM)

The "I had a dominant thought once in my life, am I really a submissive?! I'm soooo confused!!!!" posts always get me. I giggle, I get mad, and I shrug all at the same time. It usually comes out looking like a mild convulsion. Anyway, I call attention mongering and shennanigans on those posts! [sm=lol.gif]



DesertRat -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 1:46:40 PM)

I like the ones where the poster--usually a dom and usually a guy--asks: "why oh why can't I find the perfect sub/slave?". The poster then proceeds to list all his attractive qualities and basically post a personal ad/profile here in the forums.

Or how about the annoying "Critique my profile" threads? The nerve of those cheeky people!

Bob



sanita -> RE: What Makes You Smile At Collarme? (11/26/2005 2:28:28 PM)

How about the

"i have been on this site for 3 hours... and i just got collared :-) ^_^ :-* ... Now my Master wants to meet me tonight... But i think He is married... He won't tell me if He is... But He has promised me not to murder me in O/our hotel room... which i am paying for.

Also, He says He wants to tie me up and spank me WITH A BELT!!!!!! Does He mean FOR REAL?? Is that NORMAL???!?!

What should i do? i love Him sooooooo!"

DISCLAIMER:
please know that i am not trying to be gender specific in either the poster's voice, or the Dominant represented. it would just make it whole lot less funny to try to be gender neutral when presenting a satirical representation. -sani



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