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Jeffff -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/24/2008 6:51:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Jeff, I think you dribbled.
Cali


On your chin?   

Jeff




XaviersXian -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/24/2008 6:56:21 PM)

greetings to all,

I also read in a book (I cannot remember which one it was now) that swallowing semen regularly prevents pre-eclampsia in pregnant women.

well wishes,




Jeffff -> RE: benefits of swallowing semen (8/24/2008 7:02:09 PM)

June????????????????

the benefits seem endless

Ward




LotusSong -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 11:26:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I'll pass.


Tigress,  I just love you!  I could hear that comment in a flat "mono-tone" in my head when I read it.  [sm=yahoo.gif]
 
(Hey guys, Have your heard about the new cure for male baldness? It is cured by rubbing monkey poop on the bald spot but it has to  harvested straight from the source also. So go to your local zoo, cup your hands under a monkey butt and wait for the cure!)




shivermetimbers -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 6:06:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I can see a new business enterprise....  milking and bottling semen for breast cancer prevention. 
 
I believe there is a study out that men who eat pussy have an increased IQ, better in sports, more muscular, taller and happier than non-pussy eaters.
 
[sm=banana.gif]



In a related study, researchers have also found that at one time in their life, almost all women will have had super-intelligent DNA in their body.

Problem is, 95 percent of them spit it out.

Sorry, not meaning to hijack!!!  But that joke seems to fit well in this thread.




LotusSong -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 6:10:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I can see a new business enterprise....  milking and bottling semen for breast cancer prevention. 
 
I believe there is a study out that men who eat pussy have an increased IQ, better in sports, more muscular, taller and happier than non-pussy eaters.
 
[sm=banana.gif]



In a related study, researchers have also found that at one time in their life, almost all women will have had super-intelligent DNA in their body.

Problem is, 95 percent of them spit it out.

Sorry, not meaning to hijack!!!  But that joke seems to fit well in this thread.


LOL!  Yep.. that's a joke :)  (in more ways than one!)




shivermetimbers -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 6:17:24 PM)

Uh-oh....please tell me the monkey poop on the cranium to cure baldness is a joke!!!!!




JoeBlkNYC -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 6:25:56 PM)

I can prove that Men who don’t eat pussy have more sexual stamina, are more muscular, exhibit higher levels of intellect and are much more likely to be Dominant.




LotusSong -> RE: benefits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 7:00:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JoeBlkNYC

I can prove that Men who don’t eat pussy have more sexual stamina, are more muscular, exhibit higher levels of intellect and are much more likely to be Dominant.


.. and are allllllllways looking for "their one" [:D] 

(funny.. FemDommes don't seem to have this vacancy of oral subs. Finally!  a double standard that's favors OUR side) [:)]
 [sm=lalala.gif]




christine1 -> RE: benefits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 7:11:25 PM)

rofl, this thread is a hoot!  i happen to greatly appreciate the benefits of swallowing, or at least rubbing it in.  (insert googly eyed smiley here)





bamabbwsub -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 7:29:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JoeBlkNYC

I can prove that Men who don’t eat pussy have more sexual stamina, are more muscular, exhibit higher levels of intellect and are much more likely to be Dominant.


Joe, you'd have a hard time "proving" that to most women.

As for me, I wouldn't care if a study did "prove" that men who don't eat pussy have more stamina, are more muscular, exhibit a higher intellect, and are gloriously Dominant.  If my dream man walked up to me and said, "Hello, my name is The Man of Your Dreams, except I don't eat pussy..." I'd have to say, "Sorry.  Next...!"




christine1 -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 7:32:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JoeBlkNYC

I can prove that Men who don’t eat pussy have more sexual stamina, are more muscular, exhibit higher levels of intellect and are much more likely to be Dominant.


yeah, they are those doms that are paired up with those subs who hate to suck cock.  you know, because they dont' suck cock their tits are bigger but still really high and firm. 

come take a walk with me dude, i have a bridge for sale.




Racquelle -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 7:38:22 PM)

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I can prove that Men who don’t eat pussy have more sexual stamina, are more muscular, exhibit higher levels of intellect and are much more likely to be Dominant.
  And they are statistically less likely to get ME in bed.  It really is their loss.




Quivver -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 8:25:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
 
(Hey guys, Have your heard about the new cure for male baldness? It is cured by rubbing monkey poop on the bald spot but it has to  harvested straight from the source also. So go to your local zoo, cup your hands under a monkey butt and wait for the cure!)


Ya know ... there might be something to the Monkey Poop too. 
Years ago an ole Cowboy I used to know swore that using Preperation H on a horses scare would grow hair! 
snicker...  now dont ya all go run out and try this one, you'll smell bad!
[sm=ass.gif]




girlygurl -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/25/2008 8:30:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I believe there is a study out that men who eat pussy have an increased IQ, better in sports, more muscular, taller and happier than non-pussy eaters. 
 


[sm=applause.gif] 




lovingpet -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (8/26/2008 9:12:01 PM)

I will simply enjoy what I enjoy and any added benefits are just extra treats!

lovingpet




tweedydaddy -> RE: benifits of swallowing semen (9/26/2008 3:36:56 PM)

Poppycock! I'm not swallowing that!




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