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YourhandMyAss -> What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt sometimes? (8/25/2008 9:23:03 PM)

I know that some people are 100 percent honest either way, weather or not their seeking an that's good but this is going to be just for fun. These are all things I REALLY would say, if I really didn't care about my prospects or how it'd make me look  or if I typed everything with out worry of being "PC"lol

So what would your profile look like.



I would write, that I am selfish and greedy, and yes it's all about me so, tough titty said the kitty. I would also write that I am self absorbed, I don't care about politics, or world events, or the olympics. Nor do I care what the grammar nazi's around here think or if any one cares I type oddly or misspell things on purpose, to fit my style of speach. Or if any one has a problem with that fact.

I would aslo say I expect to be spoiled and cherished and treated right and you need to make enough money and maintain a banking level high enough to afford dinners out each night of the week, and for special treats my favorite sit down restaraunt if you're not willing to cook cause I sure in the hell aint cooking. And you must be willing to hire a maids service, if you're not inclined to clean house cause it aint my job.

You must not have ANY disgusting habbits, and you need to have the balls to tell any nosy family members that may be in your family to fuck off. And you must not behave in ways that are an embarrasment to me. And you w/ill be my chofure to any kind of events  I need to go to when w*ork doesn't need you first.





sappatoti -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:27:28 PM)

I'm pretty sure my profile is already written that honestly expresses how I truly feel. I had assumed from the beginning that this is the reason why profiles exist. To write anything that isn't honest or true would be the same as false advertising.

Just my 2¢.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:29:26 PM)

While that is true, I'd certaintly never write all the stuff I have written in here in a profile, not if I honestly ever hoped not to come across as pycho or a bitch.


But then again maybe I should, when the day comes that I am seeking again, because then they can't say well I never knew.............. Cause yeah ya did you were for warned in my profile lol.

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

I'm pretty sure my profile is already written that honestly expresses how I truly feel. I had assumed from the beginning that this is the reason why profiles exist. To write anything that isn't honest or true would be the same as false advertising.

Just my 2¢.



Lynnxz -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:29:50 PM)

My profile is pretty much exactly how I feel, which gets me rude letters from time to time telling me how horrible I am. :P



Renee7852 -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:39:52 PM)

   I say what I mean and mean what I say anyway.  The only thing that would change me doing that would be if I were to hurt someone's feelings by doing so.  Then I bite my tongue and shut up.  Same with my profile.  It is truly a reflection of my feelings. I am pleasently surprised by the number of nice comments I get about my profile!



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:40:35 PM)

Lynn, so do you believe if people honestly feel the things I typed in the first post then it should be stated so clearly, and the poster shouldn't worry about how they come across, or if they run potential partners off?



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:40:57 PM)

my profile: not looking...unless lynxxz is in front of me.



sappatoti -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 9:49:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

While that is true, I'd certaintly never write all the stuff I have written in here in a profile, not if I honestly ever hoped not to come across as pycho or a bitch.


This is the part that puzzles me about those who don't write a profile that speaks the truth about them as a person. Why would you not want people to know your characteristics? Are you not depriving yourself of the possibility that perhaps a match looking for your true characteristics would pass you by because of the inaccurate profile?

Being labeled as a "psycho" or a "bitch" is something that is pretty much out of your control anyway. You could write a profile that describes you as being the best subbie/slave/friend any dom could ever have, yet still receive the psycho bitch type labels from those who find that kind of profile to be too mundane. People are going to interpret your words in their own light, despite your best efforts that they don't.

In my opinion, it's best to just present yourself as the person you truly are and let others make their own decisions about you.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:01:07 PM)

Well that's a good question, Because if I spoke or typed EVERY single sarcastic thing I thought that came across my mind, like in the original post I'd likely never attract any one lol. 

Now I suppose I could say it in a better/ diffrent way , so it doesn't sound so awful, such as I don't like to cook or clean, so I expect you to provide take out of you're not willing to cook either, instead.

I don't know really it was just supposed to be a fun way to vent a profile that allowed us to be as obnoxious as we may wish we could be sometimes in private thoughts or fantasies.

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

While that is true, I'd certaintly never write all the stuff I have written in here in a profile, not if I honestly ever hoped not to come across as pycho or a bitch.


This is the part that puzzles me about those who don't write a profile that speaks the truth about them as a person. Why would you not want people to know your characteristics? Are you not depriving yourself of the possibility that perhaps a match looking for your true characteristics would pass you by because of the inaccurate profile?

Being labeled as a "psycho" or a "bitch" is something that is pretty much out of your control anyway. You could write a profile that describes you as being the best subbie/slave/friend any dom could ever have, yet still receive the psycho bitch type labels from those who find that kind of profile to be too mundane. People are going to interpret your words in their own light, despite your best efforts that they don't.

In my opinion, it's best to just present yourself as the person you truly are and let others make their own decisions about you.



Lynnxz -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:04:24 PM)

Hehe, well I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get much attention with the first profile, you only wrote about the negative aspects of your life.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:10:55 PM)

It's not negative. At least I don't view it to be so personally.

I stated up front I don't play with any one else, and then the rest of it's about me and my interests and that I like play parties, and I am brutally honest about no tolerance for mental illnesses. And also state I don't socialize much. that I'd like to but right now I'm  just not. To me negativity is to whine and complain and to bitch and to moan and to have NOTHING positive to say, and that's not the intent or the spirit my profile is written in. Speaking honestly about myself my interests and what I won't tolerate from the viewer, and stating where I stand and come from, I don't view that as negativity but you're free to view it as such if you want. .


And I usualy  get plenty of offers for play time,  some even offer to replace my dom and become my new dom because I am sexy to them and they'd love to spank my ass and fuck me, but I turn them all down as I clearly state I do not play with others. And their inability to understand this by emailing me with their propositions of what they'd like to do to me doesn't impress me. And it doesn't interest me.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:16:33 PM)

You obviously missed the whole part about enjoyed interests, * unless you think stateing what I enjoy is negative* and that I like to travel* unless you also think that is negative.You must of also missed, Where I said Daddy and I are going to FolsomFringe whenever it comes around. Or we try to go to MAster's Den, or that I want to go to kink in the carribian.

So no my profiles not ALL negative. Please tell me, how is ANY of what I  just mentioned above is negative, cause last I looked, and read stating what you're into isn't negative and my profile is largely towards the end about what I enjoy, and what I do.
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Hehe, well I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get much attention with the first profile, you only wrote about the negative aspects of your life.



Hippiekinkster -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:16:45 PM)

Mine says pretty much exactly who I am. I get messages once in a while telling me how refreshing my profile is. I don't read male profiles, but I can imagine that, like most soi-disant "Doms" themselves, they pretty much suck. [8D]

I've only gotten one negative email, and that was from a psycho bipolar Jekyl/Hyde twat. Her profile and journal alternate between "why can't i find a good dom? Nobody loves me waaaah!" to "All you doms are shit asshole coward fucks yadayada...." Charming.



Briena -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:17:40 PM)

My profile says exactly what I want and how I feel... Im married, Im a bitch, Im not looking for anyone...  Friends only please...  I dont really care if you dont like what I have to say... Youre not important to me... Im happy... I have a kid who comes first in my life... If you dont like me fuck off... Yeah.... I try to type things to keep people from sending me messages about how we would be so great together, or we are a perfect fit...  Get a freakin clue, and if it was anymore clear it would slap your mom in the face... I LOVE MY PROFILE!



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:23:38 PM)

Well you know nothing tou say or do is going to keep the trolls from writing, if the trolls are inclined. All though some of the trolls are pretty fun to mess with.

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ORIGINAL: Briena

I try to type things to keep people from sending me messages about how we would be so great together, or we are a perfect fit



sunshinemiss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:32:50 PM)

Hi YHMA,
There is something I've never written in my profile, but that I think would be appropriate, maybe I'll even put it in the journal after I finish here.  It's the perfect day...

We both get up and head off to work after kisses and coffee, and work hard, checking in, saying hello a time or two.  Perhaps a sassy note from me, a sexy demanding one from you.  We both get home.  I make dinner and we talk about our days.  You fiddle around with your guitar while I pick veggies from our garden.  Then dinner  with friends, musicians jamming, or maybe playing cards, chatting, comparing notes or maybe I just read for a bit while you work on a hobby.  The friends leave and we go to bed.  You do naughty things to me, making me desperate and pleading, and then satiated, we both fall asleep... to wake up and do it again tomorrow.

Now the weekend... that's a whole other kettle of fish.  *winks

peace and passion,
sunshine

p.s. I know it's kind of boring, but it's perfect to me.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:37:31 PM)

It is pretty nice to just lay down and read while he watches a movie or does something in bed, that you don't care to partake in, like video games Or managing a schedual or balancing the bank balance.

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

or maybe I just read for a bit while you work on a hobby.



Briena -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:38:09 PM)

This is very true.  I update my profile a lot.  Change things around a bit.  I just updated it again because I got another stupid message from a DOM asking me to be his whatever.  So I fixed it up some LOL!



Lynnxz -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:39:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

You obviously missed the whole part about enjoyed interests, * unless you think stateing what I enjoy is negative* and that I like to travel* unless you also think that is negative.You must of also missed, Where I said Daddy and I are going to FolsomFringe whenever it comes around. Or we try to go to MAster's Den, or that I want to go to kink in the carribian.

So no my profiles not ALL negative. Please tell me, how is ANY of what I  just mentioned above is negative, cause last I looked, and read stating what you're into isn't negative and my profile is largely towards the end about what I enjoy, and what I do.
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Hehe, well I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get much attention with the first profile, you only wrote about the negative aspects of your life.



Sorry, I didn't mean your actual profile, just the sample one you wrote in the OP. :P




YourhandMyAss -> RE: What kind of profile would you write if you typed everything you truely and honestly felt someti (8/25/2008 10:41:05 PM)

Laughing out loud in real time, Oh, well that does make a diffrence. yeah that one was bitchy. that was kind of the point lol, cause it's what I'd say if I had a fuck you world moment an posted what I thought.


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

You obviously missed the whole part about enjoyed interests, .



Sorry, I didn't mean your actual profile, just the sample one you wrote in the OP. :P





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