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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 10:42:21 AM

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Funny,I can remember back 45 years to my dad teaching me how to wipe my ass.The things we take for granted.....

Sadly,some need this advice.Pew.

Hey,shit happens.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 10:50:36 AM

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You are hilarious!!

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 10:52:23 AM

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Yeah, use your roomate's instead ...

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6. Don't use your own toothbrush.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 10:53:37 AM

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bleh

I have roomates. Now im going to hide my toothebrush.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 12:37:15 PM

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I would invest in a decoy toothbrush.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 12:44:43 PM

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I would invest in a decoy toothbrush.

Or one of these

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 12:56:07 PM

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hey believe it or not as gross as it is, some men do walk around with ass dingleberries, my x was one of them. His momma evidently never taught him as a kid how to wash his ass properly, or to wipe his butt properly, so there'd be no shit remaining in the butt furr.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 8/30/2008 1:32:52 PM

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There is a reward to being completely clean and even still a little wet...it is a pleasure. Being clean and wet sensitizes the skin then we use our imagination...and savor the pleasure.

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 9/2/2008 7:40:22 PM

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And all this time I had been standing on my head in the shower

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 9/4/2008 4:51:07 AM

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I guess all this stuff is fine for ill-mannered people without opposible thumbs. I built my own bidet out of a surplus toilet and parts from an old pressure washer I had laying around. Saves on anal bleaching, too!

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RE: Ass cleaning tips - 9/4/2008 3:33:51 PM

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As stolen from the Best of Craig's List. Shame on you VIrgin Potty for not sighting your source....

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