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favesclava -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 7:40:34 PM)
manzana is spanish for apple girl who can spell and really has never charged. always given it away

Jeffff -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 7:43:43 PM)
Only 37?............. Jeff

Shadow-tiger -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 7:45:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away. HelpfulCali the soft thwump of panties hitting the floor.. the heavier thud of her hitting the bed.. the gentle sounds as Crazy Train blasts through the radio. It's all good.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 7:47:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away. HelpfulCali the soft thwump of panties hitting the floor.. the heavier thud of her hitting the bed.. the gentle sounds as Crazy Train blasts through the radio. It's all good. EVERYONE is aving more fun than me this weekend!! [&:]

angelspassion4u -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:04:09 PM)
*LOL you all are great thanks for the laughs*

Leatherist -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:07:18 PM)
ponders,then smiles...... I like it...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

stormgirl -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:07:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus EVERYONE is aving more fun than me this weekend!! [&:] nahh, I'm staying home all weekend cos I am expecting FedEx to deliver a box of epples.

Leatherist -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:08:42 PM)
But I go more like this,generally..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXko2YCuZa8&feature=related

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:18:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away. HelpfulCali "Nookie is imminent" (This is what every man wants to hear). You're in the will.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:22:02 PM)
("Imminent" is a good thing).

lronitulstahp -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:22:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away. HelpfulCali "Nookie is imminent" (This is what every man wants to hear). You're in the will. trying out my new way of introducing "Here's my friend Cali...the heiress"[sm=line.gif] Has a nice ring to it, actually.

CalifChick -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:23:47 PM)
Works for me. Cali

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:24:02 PM)
(I'm going to keep the door unlocked tonight....just in case)

CalifChick -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:28:02 PM)
Well, two states away... yeah, that will work. Perhaps some lost nookie will wander on in. Cali

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:30:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp "Here's my friend Cali...the heiress"[sm=line.gif] Has a nice ring to it, actually. (I've always been fond of Heiresses{sssss}....I could be a kept man....I could do that. I'm going to begin practicing being independently wealthy...starting right now... "Hey you....bring me (something incredible)...pronto....go forth'....'where is that bastard????'....I'm hungry {GAAAWWWWWWD....why do I have to wait for these people?}.....hmmmmm....).

lronitulstahp -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 8:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp "Here's my friend Cali...the heiress"[sm=line.gif] Has a nice ring to it, actually. (I've always been fond of Heiresses{sssss}....I could be a kept man....I could do that. I'm going to begin practicing being independently wealthy...starting right now... "Hey you....bring me (something incredible)...pronto....go forth'....'where is that bastard????'....I'm hungry {GAAAWWWWWWD....why do I have to wait for these people?}.....hmmmmm....). Dude! It's supposed to be *your* will....[8\|]

ResidentSadist -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 9:52:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Of 37 unique female profiles… …That leaves 2. Congrats… 2 out of 37 is much better odds than most would get. 1 in 13 is pretty nice odds. 98.8% of the population is incompatible with me according to my test scores. They just don’t have the “apples” or equal intellect to make the grade. At that percentage, 1 in 500 are smart enough to hang with the big brain dogs. Of that 1 in 500, I would be lucky if 10% were single, compatible and attractive. That’s 1 in 5,000. So 1 in 13 is looking pretty damn good to me… you got the brass ring IMO. Yeah... woohoo etc.

ResidentSadist -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 9:55:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away. HelpfulCali the soft thwump of panties hitting the floor.. the heavier thud of her hitting the bed.. the gentle sounds as Crazy Train blasts through the radio. It's all good. Panties and pubic hair... I see those things in retro porn a lot.

NumberSix -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 10:06:11 PM)
the soft thwump of panties hitting the floor.. I was beating my shit like I owned it until I hit this little puker. If a girl got a sound of any kind when her shit hits the floor, you can better believe they got some kinda shit will cause beetles on potatoes or the kinda blight on fishtanks will kill the current crop of shrimp in china.............. Don't fuckin' do it. World Health Organization

ResidentSadist -> RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I have to say.... (8/29/2008 10:11:56 PM)
^ [sm=rofl.gif]

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