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YourhandMyAss -> RE: Porn movies (9/3/2008 9:18:20 PM)
Cream pie. quote: ORIGINAL: girlivy quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster quote: ORIGINAL: girlivy quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Hell I look for porno's with OUT story plots, cause I don't give a shit I just wanna see the f ucking lol. [sm=agree.gif]Exactly! Stright to the "Meat &Potatoes!!" Screw the veggies.... hrmmmmm nice mental there Think "eggplants and Crisco" (we almost named our band that) [sm=evil.gif] Making me hungry now. Whats for desert?

MadAxeman -> RE: Porn movies (9/20/2008 10:11:47 PM)
*Yea! We want bacon, not ham lol.*

VivaciousSub -> RE: Porn movies (9/20/2008 10:23:10 PM)
<FR> I adore porn, and have found a good way to make even the most awful porn a good time. Watch it with your partner and see if you can mimic all the sex - positions, angles, EVERYTHING. It's both hot and hilarious.

MadAxeman -> RE: Porn movies (9/20/2008 10:36:38 PM)
*An ex g/f and I used to mute the sound and do the voices. Sean Connery was her favourite.*

FangsNfeet -> RE: Porn movies (9/20/2008 10:44:56 PM)
Best plots and acting that I've seen come from Henti or Japanese Anime Porn. MANGA does a bang up job in the Japanese Anime department.

Lynnxz -> RE: Porn movies (9/20/2008 11:00:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub <FR> I adore porn, and have found a good way to make even the most awful porn a good time. Watch it with your partner and see if you can mimic all the sex - positions, angles, EVERYTHING. It's both hot and hilarious. Hahaha! That always leads to "HOW THE HELL?!?!"

MadameMarque -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 1:29:57 AM)
The French film, Maitresse, is very good. It has fairly explicit BDSM scenes, for a feature film. It's not what you'd call porn. It's about the private life of a professional dominatress. Directed by Barbet Schroeder, starring Bulle' Ogier and a younger, trimmer Gerard Depardeau. You can probably find it in any video source with a well-stocked foreign section.

zakkan -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 2:59:24 AM)
I agree that Japanese hentai has the best plots. Japanese porn, on the other hand, are almost horror movies. I always enjoy the "plots" that sites like Men in Pain or Sex & Submission come up with. Guy meets girl, talks some crap, then WHAM they start fucking. That always makes me laugh.

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 3:13:45 AM)
Maybe it's just me, but I find most porn boring. I like plots to erotic stories. I can see T&A at the nudie bar for 5 bucks. It's just not that stimulating to me. I was talking to some friends awhile back. I remarked how nasty I thought cum shots were in porn. You'd have thought I showed them a picture of genital warts. I just don't get what is sexy about seeing a guy jiz all over some woman's mouth, tits, or back. It really fucking disgusts me.

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 3:51:12 AM)
For what it's worth, I leave the sound off until after the pizza guy gets nekkid. Pizza... hmmm. pepperoni & oil.... lube & a dildo?

RapierFugue -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:03:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Hell I look for porno's with OUT story plots, cause I don't give a shit I just wanna see the f ucking lol. Muahahaha. high five I agree, love. I’d agree with that … Although while on the IoM recently, I met up with a couple of great Dutch guys (friends of a friend, and Jota fanatics, and they’re never right in the head), one of whom just looked like a dutch porn star – tall chap, solid build, with one of those huge, comedy moustaches so beloved of 70s continental porn … the connection clearly wasn’t lost on him either, because whenever he turned up in the bar, or at someone’s house, instead of shouting “Hi everyone!” or similar, he’d just bellow the following (in a broad dutch accent): “I’VE COME TO FIX DER PLUMBING!”. Had me in stitches all week.

thishereboi -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:08:17 AM)
It's not just you [sm=alien.gif]

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:12:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Hell I look for porno's with OUT story plots, cause I don't give a shit I just wanna see the f ucking lol. Muahahaha. high five I agree, love. I’d agree with that … Although while on the IoM recently, I met up with a couple of great Dutch guys (friends of a friend, and Jota fanatics, and they’re never right in the head), one of whom just looked like a dutch porn star – tall chap, solid build, with one of those huge, comedy moustaches so beloved of 70s continental porn … the connection clearly wasn’t lost on him either, because whenever he turned up in the bar, or at someone’s house, instead of shouting “Hi everyone!” or similar, he’d just bellow the following (in a broad dutch accent): “I’VE COME TO FIX DER PLUMBING!”. Had me in stitches all week. Complete with "plumber's crack"?

RapierFugue -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:16:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PrincessJ77 quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Hell I look for porno's with OUT story plots, cause I don't give a shit I just wanna see the f ucking lol. Muahahaha. high five I agree, love. I’d agree with that … Although while on the IoM recently, I met up with a couple of great Dutch guys (friends of a friend, and Jota fanatics, and they’re never right in the head), one of whom just looked like a dutch porn star – tall chap, solid build, with one of those huge, comedy moustaches so beloved of 70s continental porn … the connection clearly wasn’t lost on him either, because whenever he turned up in the bar, or at someone’s house, instead of shouting “Hi everyone!” or similar, he’d just bellow the following (in a broad dutch accent): “I’VE COME TO FIX DER PLUMBING!”. Had me in stitches all week. Complete with "plumber's crack"? Not so's I noticed, but as you might imagine, it's not something I have any interest in looking at. Besides, we were all in leathers most of the time. Hmmmmmm ... this is getting more dubious, not less.

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:23:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: PrincessJ77 quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue I’d agree with that … Although while on the IoM recently, I met up with a couple of great Dutch guys (friends of a friend, and Jota fanatics, and they’re never right in the head), one of whom just looked like a dutch porn star – tall chap, solid build, with one of those huge, comedy moustaches so beloved of 70s continental porn … the connection clearly wasn’t lost on him either, because whenever he turned up in the bar, or at someone’s house, instead of shouting “Hi everyone!” or similar, he’d just bellow the following (in a broad dutch accent): “I’VE COME TO FIX DER PLUMBING!”. Had me in stitches all week. Complete with "plumber's crack"? Not so's I noticed, but as you might imagine, it's not something I have any interest in looking at. Besides, we were all in leathers most of the time. Hmmmmmm ... this is getting more dubious, not less. All guys, all sporting leather, mustaches on all? didya take pics, make your own videos at least?

RapierFugue -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 4:32:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PrincessJ77 All guys, all sporting leather, mustaches on all? didya take pics, make your own videos at least? I can see where this is going and I’m not playing along [;)] And for the record there were several many females present as well ... and no, they didn't have moustaches either. Although ... there was one evening where we were in a pub and there was a DREADFUL pub band playing stuff that sounded like those “wakka-wakka” guitars you get in dodgy 70s porn … about 20 of us, male and female, just shouted “WE’VE COME TO FIX DER PLUMBING!” at them ... they looked very puzzled, but didn't seem to mind as we weren't chucking bottles at them, and I kinda got the impression that was more the sort of "audience appreciation" they were used to [:D]

SummerWind -> RE: Porn movies (9/21/2008 11:51:17 PM)
There are bad ones?????

MadAxeman -> RE: Porn movies (9/22/2008 12:15:48 AM)
*You were drowning there for a minute mate lol.* Perhaps the OP would appreciate some of the parody porn? The titles I can recall are Forest Gimp, Twin Cheeks and Star Whores. The funniest title I ever heard of was a gay one called Shaving Ryan's Privates. Anyone ever heard of Jordi Ghunter? He's an insane ex porn star who fucks furniture and fittings to a terrible 70s disco beat. Actually a fake, from Newcastle I think, can never find anything of him anymore but did tape a few minutes off a tv show. Very funny if you are in an 'enhanced' mood.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Porn movies (9/22/2008 12:19:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou Maybe it's just me, but I find most porn boring. I like plots to erotic stories. I can see T&A at the nudie bar for 5 bucks. It's just not that stimulating to me. I was talking to some friends awhile back. I remarked how nasty I thought cum shots were in porn. You'd have thought I showed them a picture of genital warts. I just don't get what is sexy about seeing a guy jiz all over some woman's mouth, tits, or back. It really fucking disgusts me. I agree. Thats why I always like to make sure it goes down my throat (or somewhere else thats not on me). Although many here know of my newest thread. Cum on me has not been an issue.

angelikaJ -> RE: Porn movies (9/23/2008 11:09:46 AM)
The Opening of Misty Beethoven

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