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LordKerr -> Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 9:31:07 AM)

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid"

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse
me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ...

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was
full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or
twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's
your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy
of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up
this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -
Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the
Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark
bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"all right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks,
and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The
attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I
couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around
and those other three just swelled right up on me.
Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A
guy came over to the house and drove the car around
for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he
gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!" See?
If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of
a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it
out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.
He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I
thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...
until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't
help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig,
then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge
...Here's your sign!".




LordKerr -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 9:31:49 AM)

Talking about stupid people, I was behind a lady in a grocery store at the checkout counter. The cashier scanned her items and bagged them as the lady wrote out a check. She hemmed and hawwed a bit trying to recall the correct date to write on her check, or so I thought.

She then clearly and in all seriousness asked the cashier "how do you spell IGA?"

I must say its been quite a while since I've done some serious upwards eye-rolling at someone. Tsk.




Wolf1020 -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 9:50:59 AM)

Someones been watching Bill Engvall [:D]




jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 10:09:57 AM)

dear lord kerrrrr
greetings,

sometimes: a retard gets the point; sometimes misses it ,by tradition ,and ,expectation ,so you can't say.
one time; i was ,in the rockies .with a girlfriend, and, i see a huge bolder moved, over, with berry shit there, in it's place, and, i said: wow ;look; who came all the way ,up here , to move, that huge rock ,and, what man could; look bird's shit there....
she says, thats a bear stupid
(vanilla ,or ,not; i sure respected her ,after, that!)
i thot bears had bear size caca ,and, it made immedate sense ,so i started recalling my ,info. ,on, if a russian bear is chasing you; drop your sac ,so it stops chasing you, and ,goes, thru your pack,instead,but, someone, in the moment had, to clue me ;book learning is one thing ,but ,there's ,NOTHING like experience.




SweetDommes -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 10:29:43 AM)

As must as I appreciate the humor ... isn't there a rule about giving credit if you post someone else's work?




stef -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 10:53:31 AM)

Perhaps he was too stupid to figure out who the author was. I wonder if he's wearing his sign?

~stef




LordKerr -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 10:56:06 AM)

Here's a good website dealing with this subject:

http://www.homestead.com/deelol/yoursign.html

And the Credit for the person that wrote this article.




WildSpirit2001 -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 1:38:34 PM)

Whoever wrote it.. it was funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
Live, Love, Laugh
Proudly in Leather,
Paula




girl4you2 -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/26/2005 2:02:02 PM)

http://www.billengvall.com/content/home.html engvall's main page, or one can find him on www.comedycentral.com





RiotGirl -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (11/28/2005 3:51:47 PM)

Great thread




LordKerr -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (12/4/2005 12:39:48 PM)

Thats true.

Without stupid people, we wouldn't be smart then.....LOL




veronicaofML -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (12/7/2005 9:37:27 AM)

too bad i am not allowed more than 2 hours of tv a week...i wouldn't mind watching a comedy about "here's your sign"

happy holidays


gawd i luv my WWE monday nights..




windchymes -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (12/7/2005 4:24:46 PM)

You get two hours a week of TV and you waste it on Pro Wrestling??? When there's such quality programming on such as "Gastineau Girls" and "Simple Life" and Jerry Springer, and plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills....man, the list is endless! [;)]

One of my sons is majoring in business in college because he admires Vince McMahon and the way he built the WWF into what it is today. May he be half as successful! lol

chymes





LordKerr -> RE: Stupid People - Here's Your Sign (12/23/2005 12:41:36 PM)

That is so true for alot of people these days.....especially school kids.....lmao




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