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VirginPotty -> Random riddles (9/3/2008 12:55:58 PM)
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Q: Why do so many men use dial soap?
A: Because dial spelled backwards is extreme happiness.
Q: What is organic dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
Q: What does a tornado and a woman have in common?
A: They both come howling and screaming into the house, and when they leave the furniture is gone.
Q: Did you hear about the new all female delivery service?
A: It's called UPMS. They deliver whenever they feel like it.
Q: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs, silly. They screw in pools of vomit!
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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