Q: What is 69 and 69?
A: Dinner for four.

 

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A: Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

 

Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

 

Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because when it's soft it's hard to beat, but when it's hard you get screwed.

 

Q: What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

 

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.

 

Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job - Ever!