NakedOnMyChain
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Mine is spending time with close friends drunkenly singing songs that we don't remember most of the words to, at the top of our lungs while in an alcoholic haze on New Years Eve. It's promplty followed by the traditional cat howling chorus from the neighbor's yard, and always ends in the unforgettable "BANG BANG BANG! LAFAYETTE POLICE DEPARTMENT! OPEN UP!" Ah, you think I'm joking. How cute. I have one word for you CHAM-PAG-NE! (pronounced: sham-pog-nah ... at least at the end of the night). Edited to add: My other favorite tradition is the drunk dial from my friend Greg on Christmas Eve. I usually go to Florida (this will be the first year I don't get to). He calls me up and it goes something like this, (keep in mind his dialogue is all in the Harry Carry voice. My parts will be italicized.)... "Hey Michelle!" "Hey Greg!" "If the moon were made of spare ribs would you eat it?" "Probably" "It's a fairly simple question, doc...hey, you fucked up my joke." "Yep. Merry Christmas Greggie Bear". "Hey Michelle!" "Hey what?" "Can I park my love boat between the oceans of your thighs? Oh, and don't tell Tyler." <uncontrollable laughter from me> "No." <Greg randomly starts singing some mix of Journey and Sexual Healing> "Hey Michelle!" "What?" "Come to Harry's. Tex and Timmy and Shane and everyone are all here. You ought to come up!" Hey Greg! I'm in Florida. Still. Same as earlier today. "Well come to Harry's anyway!" Ok. See you in three days. You'd better still be there. Bye. "Bye!" <I can actually hear Greg enthusiastically not comprehending.> Two hours later.... "Hey Michelle!" "Hey Greg!" "If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would. I'd smother myself in relish. I'd be delicious!" <Me laughing. He's really an adorable drunk.> "So why aren't you at Harry's yet?" "Tell me again how natural selection missed you? Night Greggie Bear. Merry Christmas. That, sadly enough, is a direct transcript of the traditional Christmas Eve Greg call. It's followed the next day by a traditional Christmas Day Greg apology call.
< Message edited by NakedOnMyChain -- 11/27/2005 10:03:46 PM >
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