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Deodorant - 9/5/2008 8:37:19 AM

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde. 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,

'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...

'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 8:41:42 AM

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 9:01:18 AM

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shakes my head as i walk away

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 10:03:20 AM

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Must be the same Blonde...

A blonde walks into a parts store and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

"Of course, it's right there."

She points to the OIL filler cap.

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 10:22:50 AM

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i am the one that was grumping about how long it takes to add oil. I was trying to pour it into the lil wee hole the dip stick was in.

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 11:59:04 AM

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RE: Deodorant - 9/5/2008 1:01:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i am the one that was grumping about how long it takes to add oil. I was trying to pour it into the lil wee hole the dip stick was in.