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camille65 -> RE: A Box of Ducks (9/9/2008 4:03:45 PM)
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I've had some weird gifts over the years, this previous christmas I received 1 pierced earring from my mother (I haven't pierced ears lol) and a lot of friends bring me strange things they've found. The following is taken from a journal entry I wrote awhile ago (sorry I can't get the font to change) when a friend named Kim brought me an early bday present.
yeah ok. let me set the scenario.
kim calls me, heyyy camille i got something for you!
me: yay cool [image]http://www.my-journal.com/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/image]
kim: yeah its been in MY TRUNK for a few days and i gotta give it to you tonight.
me: sure no problem, come on over.
*insert mood music of your choice here*
kim arrives, she and i stroll out into the sunny summer day. meandering along the driveway is her happy go lucky boyfriend Craig with a smile on his face.
kim: heyhey Craig where is...............
Craig points to a rock. i squint, fuzzy with sleep and blinking in the bright sunlight. dust motes dance in the sunbeams as i bend over and take one step closer.
me: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo A TURTLE COOOOOLLLL um, its...
yeah i touched it and yeah im gonna try and dissect (sp) it for the skull and teeth. and oh, they weren't dust motes they were flies.
BUT ITS PRETTY FREAKIN WEIRD TO TAKE YOUR UNSUSPECTING PAL
A
DEAD
DECOMPOSING
STINKY
TURTLE
which i promptly named Wallace.
i was unflappable AND I AM PROUD.
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