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sirsholly -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 6:09:51 AM)
this poor child. She was asking a Dom to give her a sub name and right in the middle of the conversation he gets up and leaves. Her bellows of "Sir..where are you going/" led him to point to the bathroom door and say "piss". Then, as an afterthought he said "Thirsty, sub"...assuming the end result would be a beer waiting for him post-tinkle.

stella41b -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 6:15:05 AM)
You wanted your screen name to be Mississippi but there was a problem with your keyboard and you discovered that the 'P' key no longer worked. This took you so much by surprise you forgot to check the typos.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 6:20:38 AM)
you are a "stella" person, 41b is the secret locker where the hunt to find your hidden fortune begins.

sunshinedreams -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 6:56:41 AM)
You are a mathemetician turned pirate Dom. You named your ship the SS Pi, and your subs are thirsty due to not being able to drink the seawater.

sirsholly -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 7:39:01 AM)
your name is from the Brady bunch song...only you got the words wrong. <---scampers off..singing "Sunshine Day".....

sunshinemiss -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 7:45:06 AM)
She's a nice Jewish rabbi in disguise.

sirsholly -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 7:46:37 AM)
it's the beard...isn't it?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 7:59:52 AM)
yep Sir Sholly, that's it

missturbation -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 8:08:27 AM)
Her party trick is swallowing street lights and once when she did it one accidently got stuck. Now when she opens her legs its like a ray of sunshine appears, hence sunshine miss [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 8:54:51 AM)
It seems TPAM was a delinquent as a teenager and like most kids, had a bad habit of slurring words together. It was common for her to be denied probation at reform school and when asked why, her parents would only say "missturbation." Hence the name stuck ever since.

Kalista07 -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 8:59:11 AM)
This case is actually very very sad.....there once was this bear who.....got into an accident on his way to school. {oh damn ....The crash test dummies are chanelling me again} Anyway, once upon a time this bear was a nice, mild mannered bear....The one day...He stripped off all of his clothes and started randomly grooping men.... Unfortunately, there were lots of tv cameras present. Additionally, t his particular bear has a habit of getting drunk, and getting his bear friends to make out with him...It's become a whole cult classic thing really. Kali

sirsholly -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 9:06:30 AM)
she went to a Southern foot doctor. The diagnosis was a "horny layer of skin to the great toe". Therefore Callused Toe became Kalista ok...it sucked and i KNOW it sucked!!

everhope -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 11:01:53 AM)
her Sir named her because her holes are holy.

NuevaVida -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 11:14:58 AM)
She is forEVER hoping for diamonds and rubies. [8D]

everhope -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 11:21:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida She is forEVER hoping for diamonds and rubies. [8D] lol...amethyst please. NuevaVida, was reincarnated and she didn't even have to die to do it!

NuevaVida -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 11:45:48 AM)
LOL that was awesome! (this doesn't count as a post on this thread, just wanted amethyst girl to know she made me laugh )

sunshinemiss -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 12:25:07 PM)
pffffffft. She was living la vida loca and fell over and conked her head in the Cuban part of town...

pissthirstysub -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 12:30:22 PM)
it was raining, she missed the sun

kiwisub12 -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 12:31:50 PM)
She was suffering from a horrible case of SAD - and living in the frigid North where the sun only comes out for an hour every year. The only day she felt good all year was that one day when the sun came out. One day her friends found her sobbing on the front door step and asking what was wrong , got in reply , hysterically sobbing "sunshine - miss.... ", and was too overcome with grief and depression to carry on. She , in her upsetness, vowed to pack up her things and go South, to where the sun never sets, but as luck would have it, she kept missing the boat. sigh

stella41b -> RE: Explain how the above poster got their name (9/9/2008 1:05:32 PM)
Feeling fresh when she set up her account she couldn't decide whether she was as soft as a peach or as sharp as a lemon. She did know however that she wasn't bananas. She just wanted someone to drop her a lime, perhaps her ideal mango, someone who would appreciate her pear (of eyes) even if melons were thought about. She berry much likes CM and therefore decided for the plum screen name of kiwisub.

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