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Erragal -> Very bad joke I saw (9/10/2008 5:52:22 AM)
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A Sadist, Masochist, Necrophile, Pyromaniac, Homicidal Maniac, and a Zoophile are all sitting on a bench in an asylum and they're very bored. The Zoophile stands up and screams "Lets have SEX with a cat!" then sits back down and looks at the others. The Sadist stands up and yells "Let's torture a cat and THEN have sex with it!" then sits back down and looks at the others. The Homicidal Maniac stands up and bellows "Let's torture, have sex with and KILL a cat!" then sits down and looks at the others. The Necrophile stands up and yells "Let's torture, have sex with, kill and then HAVE SEX AGAIN with a DEAD cat!" then sits down and looks at the others. The Pyromaniac stands up and shrieks "Lets Torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it, fuck it again and then BURN IT!" They sit in silence a while longer. Then they're all looking at the Masochist, and one of them asks "Well, what are we gonna do?" The Masochist turns to them, and simply says "Meow."
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