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hopelessfool -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:06:55 PM)
.... After reading the how many terms are there for masturbation, the man with the chicken fantasy might not have taken "choking the chicken" a little to literally.

VivaciousSub -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:09:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool .... After reading the how many terms are there for masturbation, the man with the chicken fantasy might not have taken "choking the chicken" a little to literally. Hopeless, this just made me spit soda all over my feet. laughing

Sunnyfey -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:37:28 PM)
weirdest? christ........ A balloon fetishist

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 4:49:08 PM)
just received another one (warning - this is quite gross): i would love to pee/poop on your feet and then lick them clean.... i'll stop right there - it got really graphic and nearly lost my dinner.

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 5:05:04 PM)
I just remembered one from back when I first joined. The message contained two cock-shots and two words. "Suck bitch." Two or three days later I got another message from that person saying. "Do you like cocks?" I wasn't checking fast enough, becuase the day after that he sent one last message, having never gotten a response from me. "You are such a luser slut who clearly can't handle cock. ur probably a dood." Yes, I have a copy in my mail inbox. People are odd.

DickDuster -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 5:06:45 PM)
"I WILL PISS UP YOR NOSE SO YOU HAVE TO SNORT IT LIKE THE CRAK WHORE U ARE!!!!" Sexy

kiwisub12 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 5:15:56 PM)
ohhhhhh - that really gets me hot - not.

IvyMorgan -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:11:13 PM)
"can i give you rohypnol and abduct you?" fyi rohypnol is a date-rape drug, like ghb. i believe it's an animal tranq.

MadRabbit -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:41:04 PM)
quote: Third was: Have you ever used an entire chicken during play, Id love to double fist you then shove a chicken in your cunt, then proceed to fill it with stuffing. Look...I wasn't even talking about a fully grown chicken. Just one in the grey area between adolescent and young adult. [:D]

hopelessfool -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:42:06 PM)
I didnt mean to out you rabbit :P:P

persephonee -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 6:48:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: catize One line; "If I gave you a jar full of bees, would you stick your breast in there and let them sting you?" i got that one too...but my breasts were too big and we ended up going to the ED to get it broken off my tit....wait....were these first time requests that were denied?? Dammit...i misread it again.

Lasciviouslady1 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 7:45:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittengirl8 ur probably a dood." ROFLMAO.....I've gotten some odd ones, but nothing like these!! Too funny!!

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/12/2008 7:52:05 PM)
You mean other women aren't be repeatedly referred to as a "dood" on here? Gosh, now I'm insulted.

patina -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 12:44:38 AM)
even an old gal like me has had a share of weirdo's, One guy said he could hypnotise me and proceeded to try it i let him believe he had then said Fake and hung up, another told me on the second time talking he would buy me a diamond saphire collar, then asked me to marry him. i told him to give it a few more talk then i would see, Had a guy send me a pic of a dog and someone doing the whoopie He asked if i would do this for him. i reported him. the endless one of can't wait to f*** you the ones from india asking me to come marry them they are princes and need a good woman. last but probably not the finale one was One guy told me he wanted to take me to go to XXX rated theaters and screw me in the seats while others watched, then we would go to peep places and i would give blow jobs to anyone who wanted one. I also was to eat out any other woman he said to. and yet others ask why we don't trust right off the bat. geesh !!!!. At least this thread gave me some good laughs and i don't feel so picked on now. patina

Aileen1968 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 1:04:58 AM)
I've been offered money for worn panties, used tampons and toenail clippings. [sm=eeew.gif] I've been offered the services of K-9. One guy wanted to piss in my ass and even sent links to products that aid in doing just that. One guy wanted to choke me to see how long it would take for my eyes to "bulge" out of my head. the chicken/egg guy was a hoot as were the many that wanted to breed me. There are countless other requests, but I think I've mentally blocked them from my memory. [:D]

kiwisub12 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 6:22:12 AM)
Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot. My education is being advanced on CM. and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!! [:D]

lizcgirl -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 6:44:59 AM)
"Your pale white skin would look amazing under a big black dog..." "Have you ever been whored out? I think you could make a lot of money and I would be willing to help you for a small percentage..." I've gotten others, but those are some of my favorites. I also LOVE the ones that say "you seem like the perfect girl for me, contact me at xxxxx so we can discuss you giving yourself to me" when it clearly states I'm owned. I'm your perfect girl and you know this without reading a word I wrote? Annoying....

Aileen1968 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 6:48:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot. My education is being advanced on CM. and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!! [:D] Heh...yeah. It was a very pretty stainless steel funnel like thing. I lost the link to the site he gave me. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone, but I kinda thought it was hot too. Too bad the guy wasn't as hot as the thought.

daddysliloneds -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 7:00:24 AM)
'you will never be allowed to eat brocolli again'... i kid you not!

opposingtwilight -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/13/2008 7:02:55 AM)
Urine enemas will help cleanse your colon and regenerates the intestinal flora. It is also a good supply of vitamins, minerals, enzyme etc .. (And its healthy too!)

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