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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 9:50:26 PM   
Racquelle


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Status: offline 		Can someone find Marble Egg guy's e-mail so we can let him know he is immortalized in this thread?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 7:56:16 AM   
FetishyandFun


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You owe me a new keyboard.  I just sprayed my coffee all over it.  I am Italian and shave my forearms...OMG LMAO.

Of course if I received that one, I'd be dreadfully insulted...LOL

Thanks for making my day!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 1:36:58 PM   
simpleplan2


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Status: offline 		This is not an initial relationship demand, but a total hijack cuz I am so pissed off.  For all you doms who complain that submissives are rude or lack manners or whatever because we don't answer emails....a dude emailed me yesterday.  He is listed as a submissive...after several emails telling me how he would serve me, he decides he's actually more of a switch so we could "dom" each other.  I kept saying "No thanks".  So today he tells me he's really more of a dom than a switch and I shouldn't let his listing himself as a submissive sway me...nor that he's like 20 years younger than me.  Still saying no thanks here...still trying to be polite.  I just got another one from the jackass telling me I'm a stupid slut because it makes no sense to say that I'm not interested when I didn't even take the time to get to know him. 

It's guys like him that are precisely why we don't answer every single email.  I'm a stupid slut for wasting my time trying to be polite.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 1:46:54 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		Well!  I would agree with him - you are a stupid slut-   there was a very accomadating man who was going to be anything that you wanted and you blew him off!  What is wrong with you  - you should have grabbed him up right away, and sold everything to move to be with him.

shame on you !

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 2:20:37 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Yeah, I mean there isn't any chance he's turning dom so he can order you to dominate him?

Srsly, this is why lots of us don't answer emails from clearly incompatible types, because they always take a no thanks in a bad way. Being called a stupid slut is nothing compared to some of the vitriol that gets spewed.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 4:23:23 PM   
simpleplan2


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Status: offline 		Yeah, and then you read all these profiles where the doms bitch and bitch about subs/slaves that don't have any manners.  Whatever!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 4:24:36 PM   
simpleplan2


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Status: offline 		When you put it that way...what the hell was I thinking?  I AM a stupid slut!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 8:35:44 PM   
lostgirl83


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Status: offline 		Ive gotten a lot of weird ones but the one that sticks out in my mind as odd would have to be this guy... He wanted to spoon canned fruit into my vag until it was full and then fuck me so the fruit would squish out around his dick.

He never did tell me weather he preferred canned peaches or fruit cocktail... I had to say no anyway as I feel that would be a great way to get a yeast infection...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 8:36:41 PM   
graceadieu


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 8:41:26 PM   
Daddysredhead


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*creepy*

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/17/2008 11:40:28 PM   
FaerieQueene


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Status: offline 		There was one guy who wanted to stick food in my ass to "get the flavor of the ass" and then cook said food. No offense to people who might like this thing.... but it was a wee bit weird for me as a newbie to the site. 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 9:20:21 AM   
rc4otkVA


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Status: offline 		"Move to Africa to be my wife and slave."

That's all it said.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 9:46:54 AM   
RealSub58


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ORIGINAL: rc4otkVA

"Move to Africa to be my wife and slave."

That's all it said.


I spent my formative years in Tanzania and went back to Africa as a nurse in a bush hospital in rural NE Zimbabwe.
 
Rural people dont have computers.  City men do and they like their extramartial sex with prostitutes on the main travel routes, where the AIDS pandemic is spreading.
 
Wife = concubine to send to the rural areas to spend hell in the dry fields, chasing cattle and living in a hut.
Most city men keep their musha (village of their father) intact so they can send "wives" to slave in the fields and make extra money.....
1. selling their slaves for money
2. selling growable crops (there is more famine than rain fall) for cash they keep
3. making babies that most likely will die before age 5, mass production of more slaves
4. keeping their property extremely poor, starving and diseased. 
 
You should have asked what country he was "president" of.
 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 1:07:42 PM   
Monkeyontuesday


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Status: offline 		More interestingly... I'd love to see a post here about someone that had one of these things answered successfully... Or the person who answered it.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 6:11:59 PM   
OneMoreWaste


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quote:

ORIGINAL: FaerieQueene

There was one guy who wanted to stick food in my ass to "get the flavor of the ass" and then cook said food. No offense to people who might like this thing.... but it was a wee bit weird for me as a newbie to the site. 


Any kind of food in particular? I mean, are we talking about hot dogs, or something like the guy with the whole chicken? The mind boggles. Terducken? Mashed potatos? Brownie mix? What foods would most benefit from a bit of assy goodness?

Geez, you could practically start a whole new thread in Polls & Random Stupidity... What's the strangest thing that a random stranger on CM has asked you to insert into your anus or vagina?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 6:26:41 PM   
pixidustpet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste

Any kind of food in particular? I mean, are we talking about hot dogs, or something like the guy with the whole chicken? The mind boggles. Terducken? Mashed potatos? Brownie mix? What foods would most benefit from a bit of assy goodness?

Geez, you could practically start a whole new thread in Polls & Random Stupidity... What's the strangest thing that a random stranger on CM has asked you to insert into your anus or vagina?



ya know....i was FINE till i read "assy goodness".

then my poor little brain went all 'splodey and himself had to come from the other room to see what had me in the gigglefits. 

kitten

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 7:41:34 PM   
patina


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ORIGINAL: sujuguete

quote:

ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds

'you will never be allowed to eat brocolli again'...

i kid you not!


I actually like broccoli.  Make it lima beans, and I'm all his!


i will trade you my brocolli for your lima beans yummmm

patins

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 8:08:45 PM   
kittengirl8


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quote:

ORIGINAL: patina
i will trade you my brocolli for your lima beans yummmm

patins


I want in on this action. I'll take some broccoli too. Anyone want some spinach? Yeck.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 8:17:41 PM   
PrincessJ77


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Status: offline 		I'll take your spinach, anyone want my Brussels sprouts?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 8:17:49 PM   
patina


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quote:

ORIGINAL: catize

quote:

 24/4 


Okay, I can see Sunday he'd be at church but what's he doin' the other two days?



Maybe he wants Fri and Sat  too or what about Wed is church night and for some churches Thur is

patina 

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