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"If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 1:12:07 PM   
TheMastHead


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Status: offline 		We all remember how the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz sang that famous little number. So let us all follow up on that thought. I can tell you if I were King of the Forest I'd have one full time slave woman who I would agree to be committed to but in the sense of hedonism first penile servitude second. We would play with whomever I chose and yes was acceptable to her but final say to me not her since I am King of the Forest! Whippings once a week non negotiable and by the way all those "newbie books" that every Tom, Dick and Sherry seems to be writing today. Well they are not allowed. Write from a deeper place or you are not permitted to write at all in my Forest because I am King of the Forest. Play parties oh at least every other day somewhere or someplace in my Big Forest. Servitude is the norm and vanilla is the kink! We eliminate the norm and head for the fringe. Ahh that is better because I'm King of the Forest. Lead, follow or down or all fours in my Forest! So how would it go in your Forest?

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 1:19:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		If I were king of the forest.... the rest of the animals would be in trouble.

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 1:58:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Remind me to stay away from your forest!

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 2:03:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I always wondered why he wanted to be King of the Forrest.  I mean, don't lions live in the Sub-Sahara and in Asia? 

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 2:22:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Remind me to stay away from your forest!


You aren't edible are you?  Scratch that, I am not a canible, therefore you would have no worries.

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 3:24:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		That's perfect since I'm planning to annex a third of the forest for my private playground.

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 3:57:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		If I were King of the Forest..my grocery bill would be a LOT lower and Master would be VERY startled when he came to bed. Of Course there would be a sub doing all the things I don't have time or energy to do as I pursue Master's comfort, the Cat being on the wrong side of the door and accommodate the dogs who demand my attention at least 15 times a day.

Oh..wait.. that's what I am trying to find..

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 5:02:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		If I were King of the Forest, I'd.............be a dude. 

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/11/2008 5:05:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		if i were king...er...queen of the forest i would bannish you...

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/16/2008 11:57:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		if i were queen of the forest i would still be His slave. of  course i would reign over the other lil slaves

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/16/2008 12:02:14 PM   
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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/16/2008 5:11:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		if i were king of the forest. my hair would never get a tangle, i'd never have to iron again or do dishes.  i'd eat bloody cuts of beef all day and lick my chops (ok, i'd have to use minty floss eventually).  spicy pork rinds and bacon would be the new health foods, and sambuca would be good for your over all health and skin tone, um....am i leaving anything important out?

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RE: "If I Were King Of The Forest" - 9/16/2008 5:21:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Where all them forest nymphs?  Produce them for me!

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