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ORIGINAL: sillyslaveboy

Mmmmm... tempting. And very. But i can still think of better ways to use me without shortening my life. :}

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... It's hard to say what a life span of a well supplemented toilet slave will be, but from my experience they tend to be quite healthy. Urine is jam-packed with vitamins; in fact, in many eastern cultures it’s common practice to drink your own urine for the health benefits. It's debatable how bad consuming human excrement is. If you take care of yourself and keep a reasonably "regular" diet, you can expect your slave to remain very healthy. Despite all the fuss people will throw at you about e-coli and other bacteria, it’s very rare that the bacteria from a freshly expelled human stool will have anything that is bad for your slave to ingest unless you are suffering from an infection yourself. As a testament to this, my slave has eaten about 99% of my stools over the past 7 years and I get sick more often than he does! The only physical problem that my slave developed as a result of his service is bad teeth (I'll talk more about that later), which isn't really a big deal. Make sure to have a conversation with your potential slave before adopting and make sure that he is aware of the potential risks and is willing to take them. I’ll talk more about health and proper supplementation later as well.