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YourhandMyAss -> items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 4:50:59 PM)


There's this thing called a toilet with a view, and it's a  toilet seat on legs, where someone can lay up under it and eat you out or recieve golden showers, but I thought oh hey that'd  be a great tool for camping and bathroom needs, when there's no real toilet. make going to the bathroom out in the wilderness so much easier I should get one lol.

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MercTech -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:02:59 PM)

Ummmm.... if you want one for camping or other sports... http://www.brandsonsale.com/sf-000823.html 

They even sell em at some Wal-Marts.

Stefan



YourhandMyAss -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:14:23 PM)

yeah, I know they have those. but they're high up off the ground so they're not discrete , not like a low to ground seat, and you're just balancing on two legs of the thing and it's probably not very sturdy or comfortable to sit on. Plus you buy the sex toy site one, and you can use it for it's original purpose too.



kdsub -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:15:42 PM)

Damn what is that cost...about $200 US dollars?....damn it cost less than a lawn chair to make...Sex Toys are always a rip off... fuck machines for $750 a piece of rubber $90... easier to make your own...lol...although I once bought a reciprocal saw with a long stroke for $19.99... then added a few accessories.

Butch



YourhandMyAss -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:18:28 PM)

yeah gear is expensive, but in this case, I'm not talking price, I'm talking something you saw and knew it could have non sexual as well as sexual uses:)

Kind of the other way around from finding non sexual things an turning them sexual lol.



kdsub -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:24:34 PM)

You just can't imagine all the things you can do with a reciprocal saw

Butch



YourhandMyAss -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/13/2008 5:28:57 PM)

kd, I know but I wanted a thread where you take sexual devices an make use of them non sexually, as a fun flip to the ordinary non kinky device an use it sexually.



monywildcat -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 1:49:11 AM)

I routinely use my vibrators on my wrists, helps them feel better after a long day pointing, clicking and typing at work. 

This may not fit the topic at hand, but I use the ratchet straps that I bought for some awesome bondage fun for their actual purpose, to tie things down in my truck. 

The toilet seat thing sounds interesting.  But then, I may never get the opportunity to try this out, we generally camp out where there are adequate facilities.  If I had my way, we would totally camp out in a fully-loaded RV.  But that's the inner girly-girl in me talking. 



berrysurprise -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 2:13:08 AM)

I did see a packet of 8x basic wooden pegs in an adult shop once... unfortunately i just couldn't bring myself to pay the price ($10) so i went two doors down to the supermarket and bought a pack of 50 for $2 - i always wondered if anyone bought them though...seemed crazy to me lol



PrincessJ77 -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 6:13:36 AM)

My dog thought a dildo was a doggy chew toy.  When I have company, I hide it, else he invariably fetches that.  He looks so sad when I take it away.  Hmm,  I had the same expression when I saw him chewing on it.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 10:05:42 AM)

Princess, oh no that's horrible, My x had a dog that would eat stuff like pillows and hair ties, And one day Zoey decided her moms couch would make a nice nest and tried to dig a ton of stuffing out.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 10:31:53 AM)

Daddy bought me a glass dildo which has smooth and beaded ends. i've found the beaded end is useful to massage my feet. oh i have used my crop as a fly swatter too.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: items sold in sex toy stores that you saw and thought would have practical non sex toy uses? (9/14/2008 12:16:15 PM)

I never really thought about that, I have a glass dildo too. it's got "ribs" all along it and a normal end and a bulbous end. And if you're laying on your tummy and he runs it over your butt crack/ tail bone, it tickles me And he really got a kick out of making me laugh and squeal and squirm. He's also figured out the KY lube bottle shape is perfect for making it stand up between my cheeks and is greatly amused. He also has an anal sex beed thing with about 6 beads, and it makes a great back stimulation object.* yes it's clean when he rubs it on my skin*
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Daddy bought me a glass dildo which has smooth and beaded ends. i've found the beaded end is useful to massage my feet. oh i have used my crop as a fly swatter too.



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