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Blonde - 9/14/2008 8:46:49 AM

beargonewild

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,
First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster.

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a
deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the
box.'

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RE: Blonde - 9/15/2008 4:34:17 AM

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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says, "Open wide."
"I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

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RE: Blonde - 9/15/2008 1:45:45 PM

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