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An ode to the Mods…. - 9/15/2008 4:48:45 PM

LadyLupineNYC

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An ode to the Mods….
I thought I was dominant
Until you chided me to my place
I though I was a submissive
Then you placed me in subspace
Oh our dearest Mod
With your emails
trimmed in goldenrod
for you I sing ‘praise’!
Keeping the boards honest
Least the timid noob
Fears asking advice
On the perfect lube
It just wouldn’t be the same
With out you keeping watch
Over our snark, our jadedness,
Our most cruelty aimed larks
Still, I humbly beseech you,
my dearest Mod protectors,
for a free pass or two from
your most shameful lectures

*bows...and ducks!*

< Message edited by LadyLupineNYC -- 9/15/2008 4:50:33 PM >

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/15/2008 5:00:23 PM

Thadius

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A message to you
oh poster on the boards,
While striving to keep
control over the increasing hoards,
At times we are harsh
Others we show our wit,
We message some folks
to suggest they clean up their shit.

For you the poster,
we volunteer our time.
We get little thanks
and don't get a dime.
We do so to maintain
a community of class.
The trolls that come
deserve a boot in the ass.
Some junk simply
begs for complete removal.
Check your email,
You are now awaiting approval.

The pragmatic,
Thadius

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/15/2008 11:06:40 PM

Termyn8or

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You guys are nucking futs,
But you got guts,
But then some prefer tits,
To a battle of wits.

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/16/2008 12:48:07 AM

GreedyTop

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*ovation*

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/16/2008 2:32:25 AM

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*applauds* very nice very nice.
And yes we shall soon see you Awaiting approval lol.

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/16/2008 5:56:57 AM

VirginPotty

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*ovation*

Read this as "ovulation". I need more caffeine.

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/16/2008 6:01:03 AM

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I'm with Termyn8or.... butt I can't rhyme.

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 9/17/2008 4:43:34 PM

favesclava

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at first i didnt understand what was wrong with my pic
it was just white pantyclad cheeks
then i found out what the mods are for
try to keep the censors from suing all our butts
to keep rejects from harrasing the rest of us
this they do with no pay or thanks
sometimes a joke or a rant will rise
about mod this and mod that
yet we dont want the chore they have
to the mods :
i love CM , so here's my thanks

THANKS

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 3/9/2015 6:07:10 PM

LadyLupineNYC

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Time has long past,
and now it's time to return.
Just hoping that the mods,
won't let me burn.
Looking for old friends;
new ones too!
So let the games begin
before I am through....

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 3/9/2015 6:19:33 PM

MissKatya

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It's about time you came back,
Because someone has to pick up the slack.
And can't just be me,
Because I have to pee.
Whee!!

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RE: An ode to the Mods…. - 3/15/2015 12:35:57 PM

amaidiamond

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laughing my ass off here...

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