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6 truths of life pass it on - 9/16/2008 1:07:31 PM   
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6 Truths of Life   
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

    I apologize about this.
    I'm an idiot and I needed company



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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/16/2008 1:23:30 PM   
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LMAo...as i eat pretzels

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/16/2008 1:56:16 PM   
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Mmmm.. Pretzels.

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/16/2008 2:33:35 PM   
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ROFLMFAO

That is so true especially since I can't touch any of my teeth with my tongue.


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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 6:20:49 AM   
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Psssst, Bear, it's easier if you take them OUT of your mouth 1st **nods**

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 8:19:35 AM   
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*Snerk*

I can't help but smile. I sat there and said, "nuh uh, I know I can. I got my mouth enlarged in high school for the braces," and then read the next line as I was doing it.



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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 8:37:09 AM   
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I am with Puppen.  My thought on reading #1 was, I remember slicing my tongue on braces in High School, I know that I can touch them all!

And then I read the rest, and had to laugh.  Thanks!

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 8:56:55 AM   
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You are evil. 

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 9:22:13 AM   
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favesclava,

Thank you for the laugh this morning!!!

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 10:44:29 AM   
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lol ok, move over and i'll sit with ya cuz yup... i tried

doh!

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RE: 6 truths of life pass it on - 9/17/2008 10:47:14 AM   
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   Very good.

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