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VirginPotty -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 8:56:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

pop top cans.. *nods*


Bad idea......................she could pop it in such a way she'll lose a finger!

Clumsy, back AWAY from anything metal!! [sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif]
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**Eta HIRE someone to cook for you or just learn to live on take out food. You MUST stay OUT of the kitchen! Matter of fact, when your hired help leaves for the night AFTER setting out food for a late night snack, the kitchen MUST have a deadbolt on the entrances! Doors in place w/the HEAVIEST, POLICE ISSUED deadbolts in place**

**Clumsy a$$**




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 9:45:00 AM)

Individual string cheeses should be okay.

And that Gerber Toddler Food. 




VirginPotty -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 11:37:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Individual string cheeses should be okay.

And that Gerber Toddler Food. 


The cheeses are fine but the toddler food is tamper proof AND glass. A dangerous combination for one so CLUMSY!




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 11:40:13 AM)

No. . . actually it isn't.  It is in those foil-y wrappers and plastic containers.  They even have "li'l entrees." 




beargonewild -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 1:07:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Meals Ready to Eat


Or Males Ready to Eat




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 1:19:49 PM)

You have been COOKING and EATING men?


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!




KatyLied -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 1:22:07 PM)

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dont get cut opening said can.......


I guess I am disqualified.  Index finger, three stitches.




beargonewild -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 1:23:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

You have been COOKING and EATING men?


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


No Aylee...sheesh.

I slather them in either chocolate syrup or maple syrup and then lick em clean!




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 1:38:51 PM)

Oh!

Well then, that is alright!

Just watch the blood sugar.




nursygirl -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 3:12:49 PM)

*stands by with an emergency dose of insulin just in case*




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 3:27:29 PM)

How thoughtful!




nursygirl -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 3:31:19 PM)

[:D] What can I say - its the caregiver in me! [:D]




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 3:39:05 PM)

Not just the desire to stick sharp pokey things into people?


Nursy: "It was an accident."
Aylee: "Did you apologize?"
Nursy: "No. I only apologize when I am genuinely sorry."




nursygirl -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 3:44:02 PM)

I'm never sorry - I mean everything I do and everything I say! Trust me .................... [;)]




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 4:12:28 PM)

And that is why you NEVER apologize!




nursygirl -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 4:21:05 PM)

of course!




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 4:26:54 PM)

Well. . . I am off to cook dinner!




beargonewild -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 5:31:25 PM)

Don't burn/break/scald/set fire to anything Aylee




Aylee -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 5:35:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Don't burn/break/scald/set fire to anything Aylee


I do not do those kinds of things, Bear!  Unless the recipe calls for it. 




nursygirl -> RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly (9/18/2008 5:37:04 PM)

bear must be sick tonight if he is confusing you in anyway at all with holly ...............................




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