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GreedyTop -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 7:32:27 PM)
HEY!!!!! (ok, so it's true..but still!)

MadAxeman -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 8:39:00 PM)
*Very unsporting remark I thought.*

GreedyTop -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 8:39:57 PM)
which one?

MadAxeman -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 8:42:51 PM)
*That my post would be about you and Holly.*

MadAxeman -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 8:44:07 PM)
*Besides, I haven't heard any stories about Holly.*

GreedyTop -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 10:00:03 PM)
LOL I thought it was funny... Wait.. .have you heard stories about ME?? grin

MadAxeman -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 10:14:14 PM)
*I knew you'd bite on that.* *Eventually*

GreedyTop -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 10:21:10 PM)
hey.., I had to drive home from work..LOL

MadAxeman -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 10:31:01 PM)
*And you drove over the cobblestones several times, naughty GT*

GreedyTop -> RE: Two Tramps (9/24/2008 10:33:39 PM)
I cannot confirm or deny that statement.

AMaster -> RE: Two Tramps (9/25/2008 10:25:41 AM)
Yuck! Funny, but yuck!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Two Tramps (9/25/2008 6:26:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world". "Why is that?" said the other tramp. "Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days." The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days." "Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?" "Well no", the other tramp said, "I never found her head." (Thank goodness you didn't have to listen to her talk)

HypnoticDan -> RE: Two Tramps (9/26/2008 3:08:04 PM)
I'm the luckiest guy. When my annoying girlfriend turned into a flesh eating zombie I managed to restrain her and leave her down on the tracks. Who saved the world? This guy!

HypnoticDan -> RE: Two Tramps (9/26/2008 3:10:10 PM)
I'm the luckiest train in the whole world. I finally got one back on those puny little meat creatures that are always bothering us. Hooray!

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