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"Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 2:16:23 AM   
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Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton.”
The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
The old man said, “Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton.”
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, Mr Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
Then third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke the to the very same U.S. Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton, “
The Maine, Understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton.
I’ve told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
Then old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 6:32:03 AM   
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And Bush has been such an improvement hasn't he?

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 7:51:02 AM   
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I hope you don't mind me adapting that to Bush.

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 7:57:22 AM   
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I was thinking the same. Were the neo cons so happy to have got rid of Clinton that a complete ass was preferable?

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 8:15:43 AM   
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oh comeon now...GW "integritized" the office....

btw i would have been a way stronger and better Monica than the one he had...wouldve presented better on the tv and def wouldve been better in the head dept...
i miss Bill every day.
wouldve sent Hillary over the edge of bliss too...perhaps she wouldve done better in the campaign with the right woman behind her....
if life were different....if only....

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 10:41:46 AM   
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Love it!!!

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 11:10:02 AM   
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persephonee Hillary would only have been better if the woman behind her was wearing a strapon.

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RE: "Tell it to Me one more time" - 9/25/2008 11:58:45 AM   
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ya adapted for bush once he is done,that will be funny joke

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