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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:08:08 PM   
SarahnNV


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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:10:21 PM   
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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:12:08 PM   
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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:14:29 PM   
QandA


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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:20:02 PM   
TabrisMaceth


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Status: offline 		Sex at the center of the Earth: coregasm
Sex involving chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers: s'moregasm

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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:21:56 PM   
LadyLupineNYC


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Sex with Data's brother: Loregasm


Ok....That's it.  That's the last straw, DC.  You have passed into the relm of extreme dorkism!  Save yourself!


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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:41:33 PM   
dcnovice


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< Message edited by dcnovice -- 9/25/2008 7:44:24 PM >

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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:44:51 PM   
LadyLupineNYC


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RE: ****gasms - 9/25/2008 7:47:34 PM   
dcnovice


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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 1:34:33 AM   
LexiTempest


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Choice between two equally hot sex partners = Either-or-gasm

Sex with a Smurf (or Smurfette) = Azure-gasm

Sex that will lead to divorce = Zsa Zsa Gabor-gasm

Sex in a Honda = Accord-gasm

     And last, but not least:

To play "Hide the Sausage" = Metaphorgasm


Ok, I'm done. Time for bed! 

< Message edited by LexiTempest -- 9/26/2008 1:38:34 AM >

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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 4:34:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Now that was orgasmic.

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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 6:48:04 AM   
Marc2b


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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 9:22:28 AM   
LexiTempest


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Now that was orgasmic.


So, it was as good for you as it was for Me?

lol


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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 2:52:04 PM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		sex with a not-for-profit online: dot orgasm
sex with a bird of prey: condorgasm
sex with your golf pro: four!gasm
sex with a domly mythical best: ROARgasm
sex under a full moon: weregasm
sex with SCA fanatics: yoregasm
sex that's gone on too long: soregasm
sex with a hockey player: orrgasm
sex in africa: cote d'orgasm
and one in the stink: back doorgasm
stylish sex: diorgasm
need we mention the hardcoregasm?
in the dark they're all grope forgasms or exploregasms
if it's any good you'll say "one moregasm"
if you're really desperate it might be an implorgasm
on the east coast they're labradorgasms
if you understand each other without speaking it's rapportgasm
i'm not above doing it for a discount: 20% off everything in the storegasm


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RE: ****gasms - 9/26/2008 10:59:15 PM   
Marc2b


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What can I say? It came to me while I was in NorthernGent’s "Human Nature" thread and I just couldn’t resist.

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RE: ****gasms - 9/27/2008 7:39:05 AM   
hejira92


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Status: offline 		sex in the Milky Way - meteor-gasm
sex with a vegetarian - herbivor-gasm
sex with a minimalist - less is more-gasm
sex with a 1960's saturday morning cartoon robot- Gigantor-gasm (am I the only one who remembers him?)
sex in "utopia"- Sir Thomas More-gasm
 

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