persephonee
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Hang on...i finally remembered one...i have had many but this one was in my mind the worst...keep in mind i am not in any way slamming those who are into watersports at all...those who know me know i dont have all that much of a problem with that anymore... i can not believe i forgot this one...mustve blocked it out like the pain of childbirth. i had just been dumped by my then "wife" of 7 yrs and was trying valiantly to pretend that it was just another breakup and move on. So i met this girl off some dating site. We hit it off quite well and made plans to move things into the boudoire. We went to dinner and then back to her house...things started heating up and i was down south doing some scouting for future reference...trying this and that, measuring responses...i finally hit on something she really liked and kept doing it. She starts bucking and i had to literally pin her hips down so i could continue. i did so by taking my forearm and placing it directly across her pelvis-hipbone to hipbone, horizontally...applying gentle but steady pressure...just kinda holding her down. i continued on with what i was doing and she continued to make happy puppy noises and everything was going swimmingly....until.... Suddenly, my mouth was filled with something...not quite right...and a lot of it. i paused to determine what this might be and once i figured out that it was urine...i was shellshocked.... Not wanting to offend, i tipped my head to the side and let the...stuff out of my mouth. But i just couldnt continue on my merry way. i decided that i was prolly going to be sick, so i got up suddenly and went to the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom i figured that i couldnt make any loud wretching sounds as the bath and bedrooms were sharing a wall...i still didnt want to offend her as i had no idea why she would have done that on purpose so it must have been an accident...seriously....kinky or not....who goes around non-consensually pissing in the new girls mouth?? It had to be an accident. Meanwhile, back at the ranch i still felt like i was going to hurl... i came back in and started getting dressed, siting that i had completely forgotten that i needed to pick up my anklebiter from the sitters by midnite and that i just had to go...so sorry...blahblahblah....i escaped and called my bestest friend who always kept his bar stocked and made arrangements to come over stat.... "Jonathan...do you have vodka?....good...do you have a spare toothbrush?...awesome...do you have antibacterial soap??....super duper....No i cant tell you why...just get that all together for me and ill be there shortly...." i had every intention of never telling him any of what had just happened. i was like 34 at the time and there is no excuse for not knowing that this could have been something done intentionally...what can i say, im sheltered. After 2 drinks and multiple cleansings...i did relent to telling him what had happened and he decided that he should edumicate me on certain aspects of watersports but he also stated firmly that its consensual and that my particular case was definitly not done right...if indeed that was her intent. i just listened and drank and once in a while out of the blue i would shudder and go brush my teeth again. It was a long nite. Next day, she called a few times and finally emailed me to apologise for not asking for my permission before she did that...i had planned to simply not respond until i got that email. Then i flipped the holyhell out and called her and blasted her....turns out, it wasnt me putting pressure on her bladder...it was her idea of a good first date. i call her the Urinator....and i hope i never see her again. *shudder* When i have a bad date or bad day at work, Jonathan usually says...well, how does it rate...better or worse than the Urinator...so far, she beats all the bad dates and bad days ive had since...which i should be grateful for. Just in case this story somehow impedes my search for the ONE, i would like to state for the record that this happened like 6 years ago and i believe i got myself sterilized by now...*shudders again* eyes lowered perse
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You be the Captain; i'll be no one. And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers E*Whore, extraordinaire.... Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.
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