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pahunkboy -> gifts (10/2/2008 7:19:27 AM)

My rabbi told this story at Rosh Hashana services on Tuesday: A frail 80-year-old mother is celebrating her birthday and her three sons each give her a present. Harry gives her a new house. Harvey gives her a new car and driver. And Bernie gives her a huge parrot that can recite the entire Torah. A week later, she calls her three sons together and says: “Harry, thanks for the nice house, but I only live in one room. Harvey, thanks for the nice car, but I can’t stand the driver. Bernie, thanks for giving your mother something she could really enjoy. That chicken was delicious.”




writerly808 -> RE: gifts (10/2/2008 8:01:12 AM)

xDD Thank goodness I hadn't taken a drink just then...




Termyn8or -> RE: gifts (10/2/2008 8:43:35 AM)

Your desk is a cat lounge if you have a cat, that's the way it works.

T




BlackPhx -> RE: gifts (10/2/2008 8:56:50 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

poenkitten




MadAxeman -> RE: gifts (10/2/2008 11:20:15 AM)

Sweet and sour




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