Post turtle

Post turtle (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games

Message

VirginPotty -> Post turtle (10/3/2008 10:35:23 AM)
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, (*I'm guessing he's a relative of sirsholly, but I digress*) the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

Termyn8or -> RE: Post turtle (10/3/2008 1:32:52 PM)
Heard the same thing about Bush. I think it was about four years ago. T

Sindel -> RE: Post turtle (10/3/2008 2:15:39 PM)
They where both so true :)

BlackPhx -> RE: Post turtle (10/3/2008 2:29:38 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

HypnoticDan -> RE: Post turtle (10/3/2008 8:05:22 PM)
What scares me is the idea that McCain could drop dead in office and then she'd be running The Show.

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Post turtle (10/4/2008 12:19:59 AM)
[:D][:)][:D][:)][8D][:D][;)][:(][&:][:@][:D][:D][:D][:D]

DaddyChess -> RE: Post turtle (10/4/2008 10:53:10 AM)
The really funny part is when in 4 years they say the same thing about OBama... or whoever else is running for president...

krikket -> RE: Post turtle (10/4/2008 3:24:33 PM)
giggles...this is one i can even tell at the office..thanks [:)]

angelikaJ -> RE: Post turtle (10/6/2008 8:52:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan What scares me is the idea that McCain could drop dead in office and then she'd be running The Show. What scares me is that there are a lot of people who think that would be perfectly ok...and perhaps even the preferred scenario.

MistresseLotus -> RE: Post turtle (10/6/2008 11:16:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Heard the same thing about Bush. I think it was about four years ago. T Wow! .. and BOTH were Republicans! Coincidence? I think not [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Post turtle (10/7/2008 9:26:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, (*I'm guessing he's a relative of sirsholly, but I digress*) [sm=tongue.gif][sm=tantrum.gif][sm=tongue.gif][sm=tantrum.gif][sm=tongue.gif][sm=tantrum.gif][sm=tongue.gif][sm=tantrum.gif][sm=tongue.gif][sm=tantrum.gif]

Page: [1]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.015625