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-=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 4:45:10 AM   
ResidentSadist


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I notice BDSM music threads pop up on the forums frequently so I thought I’d stick my latest creation up here.  It’s a sound track for a little 6 minute video I am making.  I’ll post the vid link when it’s finished but in the meantime here is 50,000 watts of funky dance music with some BDSM lyrics to stick in your ear.  If you like contemporary dance,  hip hop or funk, you may enjoy this.
 
DJ Resident Sadist – 50,000 Watts
Right click and save as or left click to play in browser.  It’s a 6 meg MP3.  It is on an unthrottled server and takes 30-40 seconds to download if you have broadband. 
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Lyrics
A mix of my voice and samples.

Everything you are about to see and hear is my fault
I am Resident Sadist
You wanted the best and you got the best
You wanted the best, now you got the best
Resident Sadist
The Amen break… 1,2,3,4

I see you baby, this is the house that funk built
<so horny>
I see you baby, shakin’ dat’ ass
<so horny>
Pretty fly for white guy
<so horny>
this is the house that funk built
<so horny>
I see you baby, shakin’ dat’ ass
<so horny>
I see you baby, shakin’ dat’ ass

Let’s break this down
Check it out now
50,000 watts of Resident Sadist
Pretty fly for white guy
Check it out now
The funk soul brother
I see you baby, shakin’ dat’ ass
Resident Sadist
Pretty fly for white guy
The funk soul brother... 1, 2, 3

Funk soul brother
Ultra-violence
I feel good
James Brown is dead
Guppies and sharks
I feel good
</sample: Pulp Fiction
Who’s motor cycle is this?  It’s a chopper baby. 
Who’s chopper is this?  It’s Zed’s.
Who’s Zed?  Zed’s dead baby.>
James Brown is dead
Guppies and sharks
I feel good

Come on baby make it hot
ride the cock ‘till you hit the spot
Raw animal sexuality
Come on baby make it hot
Come on baby make it hot
Come on baby make it hot
Ride the cock ‘till you hit the spot
Sexuality, the kind that grips you by the core of your passion
I want you... 1, 2, 3, 4

</sample: Stereo MCs
Make sure you're connected
The writing's on the wall
But if your mind's neglected
Stumble you might fall
Stumble you might fall
(Can you feel me baby)
Stumble you might fall
(Sexuality)
If you make sure you're connected
The writing's on the wall
But if your mind's neglected
Stumble you might fall
Stumble you might fall
Stumble you might fall
(Let’s break this down... 1, 2, 3, 4)>

</sample: Utah Saints
I like the sound …of funky music
Funky music
It does something to my brain, funky music
Funky music
It does something to my brain
It does something to my brain
It does something to my brain
I-It d-does s-something t-to m-my b-b-r-r-a-a-i-i-n-n>

Raw animal sexuality, I see you baby
Domination, if you surrender, don’t fight it baby
Shakin’ dat’ ass
Sexuality, ultra-violence, BDSM
the kind that grips you by the core of your passion
1, 2, 3, 4
I want you
This is the house that funk built
Funk soul brother
Sight and sound

I want you
Sight and sound
Everything you see and hear is my fault
I want you
Can you feel me baby
If you surrender, don’t fight it baby
I want you
Success, attitude, funky music
Can you feel it, funky rhythm
I want you
I see you baby
I am Resident Sadist, you want the best

It’s all about, attitude
You wanted the best, now you got the best
It’s all about, raw animal sexuality
Can you feel it
It’s all about, taking control
You gotta’ know how to work it
Just watch me work now, let's get the groove on
It’s all about, success
I know what I can do, I am Kalon Eric …check this out

50-50-50,000 watts of funkin’ hip hop 50,000 watts of domination …baby
50,000 watts of success
50,000 watts of sexuality
50,000 watts of funky rhythm
50,000 watts of attitude
50,000 watts of Resident Sadist
50,000 watts of …Resident Sadist

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 10/8/2008 4:54:45 AM >


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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 5:51:34 AM   
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I like the arrangement, is kind of funky.

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 12:51:24 PM   
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Glad you enjoyed.  I did that in 3 days on my home computer.  That is record time for me, I wish my studio projects had gone so quickly!  Funkin’ hip hop rhythms are so biological feeling they can be downright sexual.  Like a fast serpentine hook that snakes through your body.  

I am a bass player.  However, drummers are notorious for bad behavior and I had to sit in on drums for many rehearsals in my day as well as programming drum machines and samples for many recording sessions.  I love creating hot rhythms… even when I am not in the bed!

If you like contemporary dance, funk or hip hop you may enjoy this.


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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 12:55:23 PM   
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*must resist making any suggestive comments*

Did listen to it  a couple times more and yes, it does have that primal feeling which I was thinking of other things also! Quite good RS and very much enjoyed listening to it!


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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 1:16:59 PM   
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 Suck up.....(no pun intended)

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 4:45:39 PM   
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*sobs*  I cant listen!!  
(damned lightning)

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 5:27:22 PM   
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Pretty impressed i am

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/8/2008 7:40:32 PM   
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Two thumbs up here! 

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/9/2008 7:39:21 AM   
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Glad you enjoyed this.  I remember the days when I used to edit with a razor blade and recording tape instead of a computer.  I owned Spectrum Sound Studios back in the 80s.  The internet was just developing for public use and I was a member of the PAN/Delphi group online.  I met Herby Hancock among others on PAN (performing artists group) and swamped drum samples with them. 

I remember when it was a technological miracle of science to get Stevie Wonder singing on a European recording from his home studio in California by bouncing shit off satellites*.  Now people do that shit on the internet everyday. 

*Tech Story
They bounced a 2 channel (stereo) signal off a satellite from Europe with a mono music mix in channel and a SMPTE time code in the other.  This was picked up by dish in Stevie Wonder’s studio in California and dropped onto his mutlitrack recorder where he added his voice.  Then he bounced the SMPTE code and his voice only on the 2 channel carrier wave back to Europe.  They aligned his voice using the SMPTE time code and put on their master multitrack music recording.  In the dawn of the digital age, that was quite an advanced use of the technology. 

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/9/2008 7:58:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

 Suck up.....(no pun intended)


Be nice pottybreath.......RS is into women you twit!


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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/9/2008 7:17:07 PM   
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you should tell them the name of the band you had ROFL

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/10/2008 7:36:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lucivar
you should tell them the name of the band you had ROFL

I presume you are talking about the band called "Dead Sex Money".  We used to make flyers that looked like ransom notes on my Xerox machine.  We would cut out newspaper letters and tape them to the glass, then toss money, sex toys, drugs, girl’s body parts and whatever or whoever else happen to be laying around the studio.  Our flyers were better than the band imo.  I heard some people collected the flyers because we would move shit around on the copier while it was printing so many were one-of-kind. 
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RE: 50,000 Watts
Thank you for your comments and letters.  To answer some questions:
-Yes, the MC is my voice.  About half my vocal samples are my natural tone, the other half have been pitch shifted by 2 semitones  i.e. the booming “Resident Sadist” sample. 

-Yes, those are the Volkswagen commercial music samples during the guppies, sharks, Zed and James Brown are dead section. 

- No, they aren’t straight loops and you can’t find versions of the Stereo MC’s Get Connected song with that beat.  I played the drums and added other instrumentation from one end of the song to the other except 4 bars in the intro during the Amen Break tribute and even that was layered and mixed on top if Tone Loc’s Wild Thing drum sample and Steve Wonders keyboard lick.  More about Amen Break… (perhaps the most important drum sample in the world)

- This was my original drum beats mixed with multi layered loops and musical instrument samples that were pitch shifted to match the key of the song.  As many as 3 songs at a time to get the sound you hear. 

- There were 98 individual samples used from dozens of sources to makes this song.

- Yes, there is more music.
Renegade Master (original dance music)
Greatest Master (edited rock song)

Renegade Master - is like 50,000 Watts in that it uses wide variety of samples to make a new and original composition. 

Greatest Master - Is a very unique piece and everyone that hears it is surprised by the lyrics and arrangement.  This song only uses samples from one source to convert the song about Pokemon into a BDSM anthem called Greatest Master.  Besides being a good piece of music, it is interesting because of the way a children’s video game song was painstakingly edited, to the point I chopped single words out and rearranged them to create BDSM content.  You got to hear it to believe it.  Most people like it because it is pretty mainstream rock’n roll.

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/19/2008 12:37:07 PM   
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No the band i was talking about was the I.C.U one lol but that was a good one as well

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RE: -=BDSM Attitude to Stick in Your Ear=- - 10/19/2008 12:39:45 PM   
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LUCIVAR!! *hugs*

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