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pridedenied -> Buttprints in the Sand (10/8/2008 8:34:33 PM)

This is way better than the original in my opinion;

Buttprints in the Sand
One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.
But then some strange prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
Those prints are large and round and neat,
"But Lord, they are too big for feet."
"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you along.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."
"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."
"Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."





Marc2b -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/8/2008 8:56:23 PM)

I like it.




bondagelover1950 -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/9/2008 3:31:36 AM)

This one is SO true[sm=bowdown.gif]

[sm=tired.gif]And right now I believe I will get my butt up and refill my mug with that recycled engine sludge that I laughingly refer to as coffee[sm=coffee.gif]

[sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]




Motionflipotion -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/9/2008 3:37:27 AM)

I became enlightened the day I discovered that you could mix alcohol and tigi hair gell, rub it on your skin, light it on fire, and not get burned.

Also, that's not that deep.

Someone said long ago, "God helps those who help themselves".

The same thing was said in that foot prints rip off, but it took far more words.

GIVE ME PHILOSOPHY, OR GIVE ME PLEASURE!


<Don Flip 




ChainGoddess -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/9/2008 5:42:34 AM)

Wonderful, I love it.  




HypnoticDan -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/9/2008 9:55:57 AM)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34168




UncleNasty -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/20/2008 10:12:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Motionflipotion

I became enlightened the day I discovered that you could mix alcohol and tigi hair gell, rub it on your skin, light it on fire, and not get burned.

<Don Flip 


Tell me you have videos of this!!

Uncle Nasty




persephonee -> RE: Buttprints in the Sand (10/25/2008 2:51:54 PM)

[:D]




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