Termyn8or
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It was refreshing to be a first timer, but ........ some of this might even sound comical. Finely crafted in China, don't get me wrong though, it was a choice of having a violin or not. Paying for a quality violin when I have never in my life even tried to play one is not in the cards. I also have a Washburn guitar that plays fine. The violin actually cost less. I don't even know if it has a brand name, but since yesterday was Saturday I decided to find out if the thing works. The first thing I found out is how hard it is to tune the thing. I have an electric guitar with a double action whammy bar, which means when you adjust one string it affects the tuning of all the other strings. This thing is ten times worse, and I figured out that is why there are adjustments on both ends of each string. With the help of some website and the piano, I finally got the thing in tune. What an ordeal. I imagine that a slight adjustment won't be so bad, but the initial tuning is a big pain. Actually I am not sure if I have the bridge set right, and after what I've read I wonder if there is a "right". Now it comes time to rosin up the bow. We the unknowing, can do anything. My first attempt did not succeed. I rubbed it and rubbed it and still got no sound, and I noticed the rosin block was hard as a rock. I'm thinking to myself 'this can't be right', so I stuck it in the microwave, first for a few seconds, then for a minute or so. It didn't even get warm. So I drop it on the floor which cracks it all up. It's still in one piece and I am thinking that it is dried out, especially since the microwave had no effect. So I went and ran it under hot water for a few minutes. My hot water is set so hot that I don't need dishwashing liquid, everything is sterile, those nasty burn marks even disappear. I mean it is HOT. I can tell you alot of things about alot of things, like setting your hot water heater to the hottest setting will make it last longer (because is keeps the moisture evaporated off the works) but at the time I couldn't tell you much about a violin. To say the least. Fianlly I decided to rub the living sheepshit out of it, and lo and behold it seemed to do something. I had to support the bowstring with my fingers to get it done, but it seemed to be bringing up some hairs or something because the feel changed. AHA ! Eureka, the thing actually makes sound ! Up until then it was all plucking until it was in tune. Previously the bow did nothing, and out from the bowels of hell came a screeching sound. In the next few minutes (or hour) I learned a few things, chords are basically two strings, and the tuning makes for a certain pattern, unlike a guitar but similar. I learned to eeek (literally) out a few and made it almost sound like music. So of course I have to show someone and they look at me funny. Turns out I was playing it backwards. I was bowing with my left and fingering with my right. No wonder my hand hurt ! Well, all those minutes of learning and practice were down the drain. Pshaw. All my dedication brought naught, damn, I even locked my door because my neighbor has a six month old German Sheperd and I didn't wan't her jumping on me while I "studied" and drank. Beer and violins I am sure do not mix. In fact no beverage is allowed within a foot of my piano either, in fact I'd like a no-fly zone over it, extending to the stratosphere. Then my neighbor buddy shows up sans dog and after a bit he would like to try it. This guy has absolutely no musical ability or talent whatsoever. He doesn't know a G string from ginseng. He sounded better than I did. After his opus I said "There is no way that thing is in tune" he asked "Why ?", I replied "Because you sounded better than me". Anybody who plays the violin, any advice would be appreciated, and bear in mind that I would like to play, or attempt to play alot of different instruments. I'd like to try them all, but I only have one lifetime. I think next on the agenda might be a woodwind. I have palyed a bit of brass, trumpet and tuba, and a trombone, but never a woodwind. I wonder if they make a cheap saxophone now. If I get serious with any of this I'll buy a good one, but for now all I care is that it works and plays properly. At least this is something new to me. Have a good day. T
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