LaMalinche
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quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Personally, I prefer the Feasts of Strength - I have trained up, and can now lift a 20lb turkey on the end of a fork with one hand. Ahhh, holidays and family. . . Jose, Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine. . . Fa la la la la la la la la I am sure in context now you will realize that the straight man sets up the jokes in a comedy duo Bud Abbott being a classy one. anyway you have a lot of great lead-ins. therefore fodder. Ron............ off to see what a Malinche is! I have been seeing it as a very new yorkie spoken "Mal a Niche' LOL Ummm. . . I knew what you meant by "straight man" in your other post. Just thought a different take on it would be more amusing. We are trying to lift holiday spirits and all. Laughter is the best medicene and all of that. My thoughts with the straight man reply went something along the lines of. . . "Well, I can be your straight woman (gotta get that feminist edge / gender correctness in there)" "No, wait, I can't do anything straight." "Well, [profanity]." "Hmmm, I can be your bisexual woman? No, just sounds stupid. Besides, we are 3000 miles apart, I can't be his woman. Sheesh" "Hmmm, now I am getting upsurd." Now I am just laughing too hard THen it is, "I know, . . ." And the post occured. Anywho - Feline, are you feeling the christmas spirit yet? Must I cover you in Whofoofluff? Do you need Eggnog and Khulua? A truely wonderful new drink the boys introduced me to last night. And remember trim up your nose with muzzle-muz. Yes, I think I have watched "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" too many times. Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas, Come this way! Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day. Welcome, Welcome Fah who rah-moose Welcome, Welcome Dah who dah-moose Christmas day is in our grasp So long as we have hands to clasp Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome, welcome Christmas Welcome, welcome Christmas Day Feline - Happy Festivus. And don't let your kitty eat the tinsel on your christmas tree.
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