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DameDarkness -> NEW VIRUS (12/10/2005 12:55:51 PM)
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> If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it
>IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It
>will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
>anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
>stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
>screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to
>scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto
>dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your
>fish tank.
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> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? It will
>leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
>It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
>"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the
>toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a
>full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
>mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole
>milk.
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