Wolf1020
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Joined: 11/7/2005
From: Anderson, SC
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man
looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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I was just wondering if you were my son - 
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