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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 2:05:57 PM

sting516

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

LOL. Threaten to cut off vital parts. It works for me. (Ssshhhh. Don't tell).

now this has been a ready theme in my dreams lately...i am one sick sunuvagun

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 2:30:44 PM

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Now that I've been on the site mine go in spurts. Somedays it can be 20 and others it can be 0. But if I don't like the message I just copy and paste my responce and don't give them a 2nd thought.

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 2:40:37 PM

sweetnessforsir

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My favorite is recently responding with a well thought out emai to a well thought out email sent to me by a local Dom. This response was despite that fact that He obviously had not read my profile. He was kind enough to call me a weak bit** and offer me redemption by calling him (phone # was included) and begging for an interview.

Sometimes it seems that subs just cannot win this email game . . .

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 3:08:22 PM

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I do.

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 3:43:43 PM

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LOL; one of my Dom friends told me to cut 90% of my profile because "Men do not have attention spans".

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 4:32:43 PM

sting516

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Candy,

men may not have attention spans, so just keep your avatar picture on your profile...they'll read it time and time again!

;)

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 8:28:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: passingglance
I dont get mail at all almost... hahaha :P

Yes, its the advantage of being male at a site like this.

Hey I'm female and I hardly ever get mail

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RE: OMFG - 2/3/2006 8:51:31 PM

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I dont even know why I check my mailbox anymore.

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 4:45:52 AM

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Hmmm.. I guess I have been lucky since 99% of my received mails have been very nice and friendly. I am pleasantly surprised of how many gentlemen there is in this forum.

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 7:04:53 AM

candystripper

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Well, went to send KC an email & it does not work. *sigh*

Maybe we can be friends?

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 1:30:46 PM

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you gotta be ugly like me, then you dont get emails.

Well, according to one email I got recently, I AM ugly. They wrote just to tell me so!

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 1:35:22 PM

michaelGA

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wish i could figure out just how to improve my profile

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 1:44:08 PM

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Perhaps you should consider listing what it is you have to offer instead of having a laundry list of the things you would like to have done to you. Your profile screams "DO ME!"

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 8:22:19 PM

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This an email I just received this week. I have had several in this same way....
I have edited it for brevity..

You can call me master.

I am a very attractive, white male, 5-11, 175 lbs, short honey blonde hair, blue eyes, clean cut, straight white teeth. I am also a well educated and professional gentleman. But don't let my description fool you, I am totally dominant and quite experienced. It would not take long until I had you eating out of my hand like a little dog. I will slowly and gradually take control over your body and mind until you literally ache and crave my control, domination and discipline. I am into just about everything but blood or knife play so you wouldn't have to worry. If at some point I found you worthy of my time, I would make other arrangements to own you 24/7. I am the real deal. If you are serious and interested in fulfilling every slutty little slave fantasy you ever had, you need to do two things immediately...

1. Send me another pic of you that is more erotic than the one in your profile.

2. Send me an email address offline where I can reach you.

3. Give me a phone number where we can connect and have an initial talk.

If during our chat on the phone you decide for any reason you don't want to meet, no problem. I'll hang up, throw away your number and never call again. However, if you choose to have me call it will be your first step toward total and complete submission to me and I will never ASK you to do anything ever again...I'll simply TELL you.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Master

I answered this with...Aren't you putting the cart before the horse..He calmed down in the next email..but I didn't continue it...Sometimes I sure wonder about these men. I am really not sure if they are Dominant, foolish or desperate! I certainly don't have idiot written across my forhead in my pic...

Respectfully,
sultry

< Message edited by sultryvoice -- 2/4/2006 8:23:55 PM >

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RE: OMFG - 2/4/2006 11:29:02 PM

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quote:

you need to do two things

1. Send me another pic of you that is more erotic than the one in your profile.

2. Send me an email address offline where I can reach you.

3. Give me a phone number where we can connect and have an initial talk.

That part alone is too funny!

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RE: OMFG - 2/5/2006 12:55:57 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sultryvoice

This an email I just received this week. I have had several in this same way....
I have edited it for brevity..

You can call me master.

I am a very attractive, white male, 5-11, 175 lbs, short honey blonde hair, blue eyes, clean cut, straight white teeth. I am also a well educated and professional gentleman. But don't let my description fool you, I am totally dominant and quite experienced. It would not take long until I had you eating out of my hand like a little dog. I will slowly and gradually take control over your body and mind until you literally ache and crave my control, domination and discipline. I am into just about everything but blood or knife play so you wouldn't have to worry. If at some point I found you worthy of my time, I would make other arrangements to own you 24/7. I am the real deal. If you are serious and interested in fulfilling every slutty little slave fantasy you ever had, you need to do two things immediately...

1. Send me another pic of you that is more erotic than the one in your profile.

2. Send me an email address offline where I can reach you.

3. Give me a phone number where we can connect and have an initial talk.

If during our chat on the phone you decide for any reason you don't want to meet, no problem. I'll hang up, throw away your number and never call again. However, if you choose to have me call it will be your first step toward total and complete submission to me and I will never ASK you to do anything ever again...I'll simply TELL you.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Master

Gosh is THAT how you are supposed to do it? I see where I have been going SO wrong now.
What a silly idea of mine to think that submission only came with the building of trust.

Who needs all this getting to know the other person crap, just tell them I'm totaly dominant, point out I have few hard limits (Of course it won't matter what theirs are), dangle 24/7 like a carrot to finish drawning them in and voila - instant slavegirl, just add bullshit!

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RE: OMFG - 2/5/2006 4:32:13 AM

Arpig

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Myself i wondered just what exactly the purpose of an "email address offline" would be. I guess i really am a Geek.

maybe you should have replied by
1. sending a naked baby photo ( more revealing)
2. giving him an email address like [email protected] (its offline)
3. and as to the phone number, well...1-900.........

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RE: OMFG - 2/6/2006 12:14:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arpig
3. and as to the phone number, well...1-900.........

There are far far better types of numbers to give with a bit of research. "yea it's one of those wierd area codes they started giving out on cellphones recently". You could possibly get in trouble for saying xyz is my phone number in some places, but...

3. Give me a phone number
xxx-xxx-xxxx

is not a lie.

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