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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when . . . - 12/10/2005 6:55:56 PM

knees2you

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Subject: Need a good laugh? Read this

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when . . .

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends you know you want to!

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when . . . - 12/11/2005 9:59:29 PM

truesub4u

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You have a cruel way about you.. don't you?

LMFAO... I loved it... and yes.. forwarded it to a bunch of my friends

thanks!

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RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when . . . - 12/11/2005 11:11:31 PM

knees2you

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quote:

You have a cruel way about you.. don't you?

LMFAO... I loved it... and yes.. forwarded it to a bunch of my friends

thanks!

Who me Cruel. No not me.

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when . . . - 12/12/2005 9:50:52 PM

Termyn8or

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............

You show a 16 year old an 8 track tape and he thinks it's an old video game. Then calls his friend the computer guru to find out how to make it run on his laptop.

The young blonde everybody picks on inherits a mid 90s Buick Roadmaster, a very nice luxury car, and is next to you at a red light. When she opens the windows and asks you what W-I-P-E-R means, the 90s are over.

Things are obsolete before you buy them, case in point, DVDs are trash, blue laser disks are trash, they got a holographic format now up in the terabites.

Your five year old know what a terabyte is !

You have cloned Win98 to a new HD twice as well as transplanted it to a new motherboard TWICE.

You can't find the antenna on your phone, and why is it tethered to the wall ?, is this some bondage thing ?

You CAN find the antenna on at least one of your sex devices.

You don't even bother using the peacock joke when you see the kid with the freaked out, multi-colored hair.

You pay him with paypal for shoveling your driveway.

T

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