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ericpup -> Damnit (10/19/2008 9:42:07 PM)
The other day, I was picking on a co-worker because of his earring. I told him, "Hey, those are nice, my wife has a pair just like them." Bastard says, "Yeah, I know, I took them off of her dresser this morning." I can never win, can I?

ladyserenablue -> RE: Damnit (10/19/2008 9:54:29 PM)
Rodney Dangerfield managed to win a lawsuit after his death, so respect isn't a given! Ooh, you were being funny. In that case, use the blond wig--it'll be funnier.

BlackPhx -> RE: Damnit (10/20/2008 10:57:44 AM)
pah-Dum-DUM poenkitten

persephonee -> RE: Damnit (10/25/2008 2:47:09 PM)
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Termyn8or -> RE: Damnit (10/25/2008 10:44:05 PM)
Careful when you pick on dudes with earrings, some will clean your clock. What's more even if they don't the earring hurts your fist and makes an impression. Better to just shutup sometimes. T

MadAxeman -> RE: Damnit (10/25/2008 11:12:06 PM)
*Best come back I ever heard to a jibe was* *'Why are you so fat?'* *'Every time I pork your wife, she gives me a peanut'.*

Termyn8or -> RE: Damnit (10/26/2008 6:29:20 AM)
When first you go, To bust one's balls, Take a look, At the walls. Case in point ; Ron : She's a good chick but I am going to have to teach her how to give a good blow job Me : (seeing the opportunity of course) Yeah, just how you going to do that Ron ? I thought I had him dead nuts but he started making motions with his hands as if he had someone by the ears or hair and was pumping their head up and down his shaft. So much for that. It happens to the best of us. T

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