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mnottertail -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 1:27:17 PM)

I am wondering how many girls here are sitting in a vat of coffee, trying to slither into their highschool pants?

Honey? Does this folgers dark roast make my ass look too small?


Ron




HisSweetElysium -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 2:41:40 PM)

*slurps her coffee* I had to go the surgical route to make mine smaller, been guzzling the stuff for years with no such effect. 




Missokyst -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 2:56:45 PM)

neat it makes them smaller.. but my question is will it make them stop drooping?




VioletGray -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 3:56:58 PM)

This article is true.  I don't actually have real breasts, I drank a cup this morning and looked in my top dresser drawer, and sure enough my falsies got smaller!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 4:01:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

If that were true, my breasts would have disappeared completely by now. *sighs*


*looks down at chest*

it is true, Zeph. Maybe you are drinking that cheap shit?



Hell no!!! I'm a coffee snob, Nabob at home Starbuck's at work




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 4:04:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am wondering how many girls here are sitting in a vat of coffee, trying to slither into their highschool pants?

Honey? Does this folgers dark roast make my ass look too small?


Ron


You know the sad thing  is that somewhere there is a woman who is going to read this and think hmmmmmm




breatheasone -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 4:16:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

If that were true, my breasts would have disappeared completely by now. *sighs*


*looks down at chest*

it is true, Zeph. Maybe you are drinking that cheap shit?


i drink i REALLY good shit...and i now have valleys where my boobs used to be! [sm=rofl.gif]




LafayetteLady -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 6:24:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: breatheasone

i drink i REALLY good shit...and i now have valleys where my boobs used to be! [sm=rofl.gif]



I have valleys, too. But that's just because my boobs moved south for the winter!




RoughnTumble -> RE: Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study (12/11/2009 6:39:00 PM)

Apparently I need to start cruising the local coffee houses for women.  Being an itty-bitty-titty chaser is hard work!

-E




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