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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:11:29 AM

VirginPotty

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For CJ I'll buy the plot next to Jeff's. I'll also give CJ Odius Toad to lick the jam from between his toes.

*ahem* I am not yours to give away.

Minor inconvenience. CJ asked for a toad & he'll get a toad. Luckily for me I just HAPPEN to know "toads" in high places :))

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:12:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

i'll give holly a toy to teach LO time, and lessons on how to sweep until at least 6:00 am

ooo...bless your heart!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:12:51 AM

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I'll give all CMer's my collection of small file porn. It is so wierd it will make everyone feel normal, even wulf. And that's the pictures only, when I find out who is naughty and who is nice, I got videos. Ponygirls and everything, I'm just not sure whether the naughty or the nice should get it :-)

Then there is the secret collection, I got it from a buddy o mine and that will have to go on CD, there are many videos, and every wierd thing you can think of, and some you can't. If I were to have to title it I would call it "From B to Z" from bondage to zooology. That of course includes H for hermaphrodites, I was very pleasantly surprised to find that highly coveted video in there. Not that I'm into anything like that of course, just trying to be a good sama....no that's not quite the word.

Actually, really I'll look and see how much FTP space I have left and maybe I can upload it. Most of it is stuff that you can't get anymore. I'll see what I can do.

As far as individual members go, I'll have to give it some thought. I suppose many would like something phallic, but there are others. Hmmmmmmm. I do have a couple of chastity belts laying around.

Would you believe someone actually gave me a chastity belt ? I mean a Jones.It doesn't fit but I gave up my address and sure enough up it showed. Never met the guy either. LOL, shaddap, I am straight. Turns out he got a new one.

There are also a few toys in my box, while still effective, have just lost their luster. Yes, I will have to give this alot of thought. I think thumbcuffs are always good actually, they have alot more uses than to just use them on the thumbs.

Funny, I thought the holiday spirit was supposed to kick off on Thankgiving.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:20:53 AM

purepleasure

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I'll give christine some smart socks.
*i lubs you, but your blonde, and don't need stupid socks*

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:22:40 AM

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Christine: purple toe socks
Pure: life sized stuffed lion cub
Termy: a kazoo

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:22:51 AM

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I am going to give the Potted one a new avatar pic. The one she has is grossing me out.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:24:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Cj: proximity alarm and GPS for his car

Ummm, is that why you kept hiding your head in my lap ? And I thought you wanted to blow me.Hey, come to think of it, I wasn't driving when you went lap snorkeling...

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:39:48 AM

GreedyTop

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:48:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell.....DETAILS, DAMNIT!!!!!

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:49:31 AM

GreedyTop

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no

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 9:53:25 AM

sirsholly

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be that way.

I'll ask Cjan to spill the beans

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:12:08 AM

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Will give VP a male blow up doll that looks like me and watch her blow it up.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:13:05 AM

purepleasure

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if not details, how about pics instead?

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:39:51 AM

VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Will give VP a male blow up doll that looks like me and watch her blow it up.

Shouldn't take too long......I heard some parts were ALOT smaller than others

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:45:21 AM

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I was reading this and thinking you guys are wicked. Then I noticed just who it was that started it. Shocking.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:46:46 AM

christine1

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yay, i'm getting purple toed, smart socks! what more could a girl want?

to GT, i give a plane ticket and whatever papers she needs to live happily ever after in her favorite spot in the UK.
to Red, i give a boat sized vintage, pink cadillac for our posse road trips.
to pure, i give an appointment to get her hair died blonde just so she can see how fun it is.

to OD69 i give myself wrapped in a big red bow, with a few strategically hidden christmas cookies for him to find once he gets the bow torn off, i mean unwrapped.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:48:59 AM

VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: masterofholly

I was reading this and thinking you guys are wicked. Then I noticed just who it was that started it. Shocking.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 10:52:45 AM

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I am gonna give all of you a free trip to your (you all gotta decide on the location) favourite holiday place so that you can have as much fun together, in person, as you do here!

Just get me that winning lottery ticket so I can........

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 11:06:44 AM

cjan

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Let's see... I'll start with Potty...hmmmm...

I give Potty a gift certificate to have her asshole bleached, yanno, to highlight the target.

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RE: For Christmas I give...... - 10/22/2008 11:07:56 AM

VirginPotty

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Make sure you get all the dingleberries out of the way first, CJ!!

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