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YourhandMyAss -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 8:10:55 PM)

I'm not really worried about it lasting more than 4 or 5 days, since it's only in the house and it was 4 bucks. I just tend to get attached to my artwork an then it's sad when ya gotta smash them lol.
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ORIGINAL: RainydayNE

last halloween i had a fantastic jackolantern and i put it in the fridge when it wasn't burning; it lasted about two weeks.
you could try doing that to keep it around longer?



YourhandMyAss -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:06:39 PM)

on second thought hello kitty seems to be kind of difficult to carve and I want a face that lets a bunch more light show. So I may just do a triangle nose an eyes an a big grin.



GreedyTop -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:18:56 PM)

on the rare occasions I do the pumpkin thing anymore, I'll DRAW the design on the face, then about 2 days before Halloween I'll actually carve it.. that way I can have it for a bit before dooming it to a speedy death,,,



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:24:06 PM)

We carved pumpkins tonight.... and I (being the artist that I am), always have to have the hardest one to do... Last year, I took, and carved a spiderweb into it... it was hard to do... it took a LOT of patience... this year, I did bats... My dad is going to send me the pics he took... Then, If anyone wants to see them, I will be more than happy to share!! I love pumpkin carving!!!



GreedyTop -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:27:31 PM)

I'd love to see them, Fannie!



YourhandMyAss -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:30:56 PM)

that's a good idea, all though I think I havepretty much decided I sawa  pic I really liked.

I hope the pumpkin is gooey and filled with seeds, I love cleaning out the insides!
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

on the rare occasions I do the pumpkin thing anymore, I'll DRAW the design on the face, then about 2 days before Halloween I'll actually carve it.. that way I can have it for a bit before dooming it to a speedy death,,,



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/23/2008 10:49:13 PM)

I tried the pumpkin carving thing a few years back.  It was a horribly butchered mess.  Id love someone forever if they carved one for me!  lol.  



sirsholly -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 4:10:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Please whatever you do, just don't let holly try to bake the pumpkin or thorn near any sharp knives!!!!!  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Usually if the room is on the cold side, a carved pumpkin will last a bit longer.


shup Fuzzy One[>:]

Coat the pumpkin with a heavy coating of clear varnish once it is cut but ONLY if you do not use a candle....



cjan -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 5:42:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: sub4hire

I know a guy...leaving out names.  He told me once he had sex with a pumpkin.  Cut a hole in it..microwave it.  (no idea how long)
Stick it in..the goo made it nice from what I understand.
Dunno.

Anyway..this thread made me think of him.


I know a guy who did the same with a cantelope.

thornhappy



Spaghetti squash is good too.



KMsAngel -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 5:50:11 AM)

i had some cantelope today

*gulp*

fruit and vege's will never be the same. thanks guys [&:]



GreedyTop -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 5:53:22 AM)

*sighs and shakes head*  Cj...


we may have to depose you as Pimp Daddy.....



cjan -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:01:09 AM)

Depose me ? A coup ? I think not...where are my wire coat hangers ?

Some of you girls are so squeemish, and, btw, not fair. If some of you have an amorous affinity for certain vegetables like cukes, zuchini,, and get an occasional crush on squash, etc., I would think that what's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander.



GreedyTop -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:02:13 AM)

I do NOT recall any of us mentioning any carnal knowledge of veggies.....



cjan -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:05:03 AM)

No, but we've seen you in the produce section making your selections, and I've seen porn proof of such doings.



GreedyTop -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:06:54 AM)

ME? in the produce section?? you're hallucinating, Cj...  I was busy in the beer section..



cjan -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:08:35 AM)

uh huh, I notice you always buy the, ahem, long necks.



cjan -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 6:14:18 AM)

We (pumpkin) better (pumpkin) get back on (pumpkin) topic before we ( pumpkin) get in twubble.



sub4hire -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 8:06:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Some of you girls are so squeemish, and, btw, not fair. If some of you have an amorous affinity for certain vegetables like cukes, zuchini,, and get an occasional crush on squash, etc., I would think that what's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander.


I think that is a male fantasy.  Cucumbers and zucchini can cause a wicked yeast infection.




PeterJay -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 9:57:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Is porking pumpkins against TOS ?

Anyway, might be a good name for a band.



Porking Pumpkins was the name of my second band.



mistoferin -> RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! (10/24/2008 10:58:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sub4hire

I know a guy...leaving out names.  He told me once he had sex with a pumpkin.  Cut a hole in it..microwave it.  (no idea how long)
Stick it in..the goo made it nice from what I understand.
Dunno.

Anyway..this thread made me think of him.



Hey, you could carve it to look like Mr. Bill. Oh, Noooooooooo!!!
I wonder how many guys have gotten 3rd degree burns on their peckers because they microwaved their pumpkin too long? Where would you get a microwave big enough to nuke a whole pumpkin?
You have odd friends....lol.



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