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Email - 12/12/2005 11:23:36 PM

RiotGirl

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Am i supposed to respond to an email that says...

"nice tits pet, are you pregnant?"

lmao

I could respond like so... picking it apart piece by piece.

Glad you like my tits, though the likes of you will never touch them. I am not your pet, nor will i ever be your bet and your affectionate "friendly" pet name is inappropriate as i dont even know you. Generally when do not even know some ones FIRST name you dont assume to call them a pet name. Pet names tend to be for people you KNOW and have an affection for. Both of us are SURE you do not know me nor have any affection for me. As again, i state, you dont know me. So there for, your assumption on where i care if you like my tits and callng me pet are completely inapproriate. As for being pregnant, it is non of your business and to think i would make it your business, well you are still out in left field.

(and if i wanted to continue)

Granted you have problems socially meeting ppl and making friends which is why you are introducing yourself to me. Ever heard first impressions are important? Mayhap you should work on your first impressions? Granted if you were better able at appraoching ppl, you love life might not be such a disapointment and you wouldnt have to email random ppl like me putting your foot in your mouth.

(But no, i'd rather come here and laugh about it.. cos its just SO ABSURD)

really really absurd.. really really funny. = )

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RE: Email - 12/12/2005 11:29:57 PM

FangsNfeet

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I'd reply with

"Thank you for your compliment. Please remind me to send you some topless pics of myself for your enjoyment. To answer your question, I am not yet pregnant. Would you like to fix that for me?"

I'd like to know what the reply to that would end up being.

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RE: Email - 12/12/2005 11:38:44 PM

RiotGirl

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LOL, prolly a man drooling

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RE: Email - 12/12/2005 11:40:15 PM

MissDiandSirHugh

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Probably a good way to answer the email RiotGirl is by saying thank you and just ask if they would like a photo of them and send one of a male with no shirt on and tell them the photo they were commenting on was not you yet just a fill in till you had the operation then I will also be able to get pregnant so we can get togehter at that time and make it happen.
As to being called pet maybe even add a photo of something in the animal kingdom that you feel would suite so said person and tell them here is the only pet that you could own from the sounds of things a jelly fish or snail would be to their liking.

< Message edited by MissDiandSirHugh -- 12/12/2005 11:51:22 PM >

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 7:14:15 AM

happypervert

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Here's another reply to have fun with him:

"this girl is happy that you like her tits, master. No she is not pregnant and her body is fit and trim. It would be an honor to kneel and show you her tits on webcam and do anything else to please you. This one humbly asks for a reply. Thank you again for your attention and I hope to talk to you again"

Send that and then block him!

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 7:26:52 AM

LuckyAlbatross

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The good adult thing to do is nothing at all.

The fun immature thing is to be snarky in return.

One possible response is "Yes I'm sorry, I've already fulfilled my breeding fantasy with someone else"

But that might just encourage them.

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 8:09:23 AM

IrishMist

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

The good adult thing to do is nothing at all.

The fun immature thing is to be snarky in return.

One possible response is "Yes I'm sorry, I've already fulfilled my breeding fantasy with someone else"

But that might just encourage them.

LMAO now that is funny.....I would be interested in knowing how you answered him also....make for some good laughs......and let's face it LA, LOL, once in awhile its good to cut loose and act like a child :P

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 10:37:00 AM

candystripper

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Uh Huh..well, i say "delete, delete, delte". Why give him the satisfaction of knowing he raised your ire?

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 3:47:32 PM

RiotGirl

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Eh, i never replied to him. sorry to burst the bubble folks. But i tend to just ignore dumb emails. But as i was ignoring it, i thought of the many "rude ppl" threads about how people dont respond to emails and how INAPPROPRIATE and yadda yadda yadda..

which brought me to posting this.

i suuuuuuuupooooooose i am just rude for ignoring him. LOL

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RE: Email - 12/13/2005 3:55:22 PM

KatyLied

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quote:

i suuuuuuuupooooooose i am just rude for ignoring him. LOL

Yep, to him you probably are.

It's so difficult for me, because I have a long standing habit of enjoying the last word. And when someone fires off an insulting message and then blocks the recipient, ugh, I hate those cowards.

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RE: Email - 12/14/2005 1:28:47 AM

MissDiandSirHugh

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We will have to keep an eye out now RiotGirl for a thread asking why I was not sent a reply to telling some one they had a lovely set of breasts and that they looked as if they were in the pudding club why oh why didn't I get a reply

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RE: Email - 12/14/2005 2:09:16 AM

FelinePersuasion

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I got an email on alt.com that said with a profile like that why bother be on this site. He was mad because I said I will not be shared out and fucked by any one but my man and his profile said he expects his woman to screw any one he tells her too

Riot we should make a book of stupid men lol but it's kill to many tree's to produce that much paper:P

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