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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 3:55:49 PM   
soul2share


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ORIGINAL: myotherself
~fr~
my list of fake friends isn't actually as small as it looks...the vast majority of my hundreds of friends are invisible.  *nodnod* 
...and imaginary....
that's why my nickname is Nelly No-Mates....

*snort*




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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 4:01:37 PM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		ok so ive decided as a result of this  thread tha i need more large boobied women on my friends

small and medium boobied women also welcome but preference given to large boobied women

the reason for this is i intend to be the fake person on luna`s friends whos only on CM for the wank fodder

*snickers*


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 4:06:52 PM   
hejira92


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Status: offline 		I would just like to state, for the record, that Master and I are total fakes. I have never participated in any real BDSM activity (think it's sick, really).
 
And, in actuality, I made Master up. He doesn't exist. I just have several profiles with different names and I like creative writing, so I write from different points of view.
 
For those of you who have spoken to, met, or even played with us, that was just me with some guy I hired to play my Master. He's available for gigs. c-mail me and I'll give you His contact #.
 
-hejira, fakey-fake-fake girl of cm.


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 4:13:04 PM   
myotherself


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

ok so ive decided as a result of this  thread tha i need more large boobied women on my friends

small and medium boobied women also welcome but preference given to large boobied women

the reason for this is i intend to be the fake person on luna`s friends whos only on CM for the wank fodder

*snickers*




woohoo!!!  I got big bewbies....yay!! 

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 4:18:55 PM   
myotherself


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sadly he must be a fake, but boobies can't be choosers 

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 5:50:19 PM   
xxblushesxx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself
~fr~
my list of fake friends isn't actually as small as it looks...the vast majority of my hundreds of friends are invisible.  *nodnod* 
...and imaginary....
that's why my nickname is Nelly No-Mates....

*snort*





Reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.
Calvin asked his dad if he ever had any imaginary friends, and his dad answered "sometimes I think they've all  been imaginary."
I imagine the creator of that cartoon was in a contemplative mood that day.

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 5:52:07 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I have stated this over and over, but for the sake of clarity, I will state it again.  I am a fake, a fraud, a complete and total sham.  The only thing that is real about me is the color of my hair, and for all I know, it may be a wig.  I have never met anyone from CM, nor do I have any real-time friends as I have never met another human being on the face of the planet.  I live in the basement of the college science building.  I am actually a guy, and a very ugly, nerdy one at that.  I wear braces and big Coke-bottle glasses, and a pocket protector.  I also did not meet anyone for my birthday, nor did I get spanked senseless or have a purple booty to show for my non-spanking.  I hope that all of the fakes who I do not know here are not jealous of my superior un-twueness. 

Signed,
Don't Hate Me

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 5:53:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gee Red....could you clarify that please?

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 5:55:11 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 5:58:57 PM   
beargonewild


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 6:00:35 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 6:00:58 PM   
tsatske


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Status: offline 		You know, it's funny to have this very funny thread right now.
Just this week, I was musing that we had been approached by what must be every fake on CM -
I suddenly noticed that some of them friend each other!

However, I think me and your letter writer have different definitions of fake. My definition of 'fake' is not: not a good match for me, does not do things my way. His definition seems to be the same as the classic definition of 'slut': probably is not a virgin, but won't have sex with ME.

My definition of fake: Has asked me, or Master, to please come chat with them on their $9.99 a minute website, cause it is better than the chat here (well, that part is probably true, CM chat does suck rotten great pumpkin jackolaterns) and has webcame where we can watch her with her college roomate
-or-
Has asked me or Master to please Western Union a few hundred dollars to her in Africa so she can escape her bad, mean Master.

Other than that, I'm pretty open minded.

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 6:24:32 PM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		Well, I'm everything Red said...'cept the hair....that's bottle enhanced red, so I guess that's fake too!!!!!!  I am just simply a figment of everyone's imagination......some days, even my own! 

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 7:28:59 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I wish I could respond to Soul's post, but since she isn't twue, I can't. 

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 8:08:27 PM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Did somebody say something?

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 8:11:30 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		You heard nothing...  it's all a mass hallucination.  *nods*

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 8:18:19 PM   
djaleksandr


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

You heard nothing...  it's all a mass hallucination.  *nods*



Shit, I knew I shouldn't have drank the funny tasting kool-aid.


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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 8:19:29 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Mwuahahahaha!!!!!

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 8:48:19 PM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		  but, but......dammit, I'm a real fake!!!!!!!  i'm just not a twue fake........so, there!

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RE: You've heard it from the horse's ass! - 10/28/2008 9:18:48 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		See... ya' lil fit-thrower.  If you pitched a tizzy like that and said that you were a "weal" fake and not a "real" fake, I coulda believed you.  I see through your lies and deceptions, woman!  (if you weally are a woman!)     *oh dear*

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